Job 40

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|1=And teh Ceiling Cat iz liek "Hay Job.
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|2="Iz u talks to me liek u knoes me? u haz to sez teh stuffs naow, k?"
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|3=And Job sez to teh Ceiling Cat,
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|4="Sry, I haz nuffink to sez. I iz teh noob.
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|5="I haz sez teh stuffs, but naow I sez nuffink any moar."
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|6=Tehn teh Ceiling Cat sez gen frum teh windz:
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|7="K, u gets reddy gen. I asks kweschuns gen, and u answr me, k?
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|8="U sez I iz teh noobs? U sez mah stuffs iz no goode?
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|9="U haz teh arms liek teh Ceiling Cat, and u haz teh scarie voyces?
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|10="Y dont u make yurself purtier than evry1 and sez, "I is Mr. Amazin"?
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|11="& then try 2 scare evry1 wif yur angR, & make even the proudest proudcat cry liek a kitteh.
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|12="Try 2 make all teh bad guyz in teh world sory, and make even DEM OF ALL PPL feelz bad!111
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|13="U try kix dust in dem facez till theyre blind.
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|14="If u doez do all dat stufs, then I'll say, "okayz Job, u dont need Me, u can live wifout Me." (btw u know dat i know dat u know u is a n00b)
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|15="Lookie itz teh dinosaur! RAWR! He haz grassez and sez yumyumyum
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|16="He haz super hips and super tummy.
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|17="Big and awesome tail, he has it. And don't even think of messin wit his thighs!
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[[Category:Job|Job 40]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 41]]|PrevChap=[[Job 39]]}}
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A big, greasy jobby.
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