Job 4

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===== Eliphaz startz yammerin awai =====
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|1=Tehn Eliphaz, teh Temanite saied bak
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|2="Ifs 1 shud haz a wurd wiht u, wudz u haz no cookiez?  But whu canz not to talkz?
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|3=But u teached bunch of peeplez, and u maded stronged fallin' cheezburgers.
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|4=Ur werds holded up peeplez whoz cookies haz falled, ands u haz helded ups bended kneez.
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|5=But u haz losted ur heartz becuz u getted ur cheezburgrs taked form u, so u iz nots happee.
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|6=Warez ur wurriez?  Whaiz ur notted storng?!?!  Howz cumz u cant watez??  WTF?!?!?!  Whaiz ur nots purrfectz??
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|7=Remembrz, nbdy gets skwishered form beings too cuterz!!  Wehnz teh storngered beez beated up?!?!
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|8=I'z sawed evilz peeplez be emoz, adnz tehy sitz adn criez,
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|9=Teh Ceiling Cat maded tehmz criez, bcuz tehyz r badz. KTHNX.
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|10=Teh lionz meowz, itz cookies waz taked, adn itz cheezburgrz waz eated.
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|11=Teh tigerz also gots itz cheezburgrz eated, adn teh kittehs runded awaiz.
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|12=Adn I'z herds a wisperz cuz mai earz r reel sharpz like, kthnx.
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|13=Adnz wehn I'z waz asleepz, Iz hadded a badz dream.
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|14=I waz all scaredz and fritered, kthnx.
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|15=Mai harez all standz uppers likez I waz electrix!
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|16=Adnz I sawz sumthin' likez a grt cookie!!  Adnz it smellered rly goooodz!!!!!
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|17=Rz we niced liekz teh Ceiling Cat?  Or iz r flvr gooder tahn teh Ceiling Cat?
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|18=Ceiling Cat'z ayngles r badz, adn Hiz peeplez r laziez.
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|19=Wehnz will tehy stopped beinz eated liekz teh cheezburgrz?
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|20=Tehyz be eated all dayz becuz nbdy getz itz liek tehy shudz, adnz tehyz all be eated foreverz!!!  Kthnx.
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|21=Tohse leftz haz gotz no cookiez.  Tehy getz eated 2 becuz tehy arez stoopid.  Kbai."
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[[Category:Job|Job 4]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 5]]|PrevChap=[[Job 3]]}}
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Revision as of 13:50, 17 July 2009

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