Job 39

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|1=Does u knoes wehn teh goatz and teh deerz haz teh baybeez?
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|2=Does u knoes how long teh stuffs iz livving,
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|3=And Does u knoes wehn tehy haz kidz sum moar?
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|4=Teh baybeez gets big and pwns; tehy goze and does teh stuffs.
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|5=Who sez 'Hay u iz an poop'
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|6=and tellz it to goes to teh places?
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|7=It sez 'Hay city, do not want! I no kin hears u doodz.'
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|8=It lieks teh mowntins.
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|9=Iz teh oxes liek 'Hay u pwn, I sleepz bai u'?
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|10=Does u kin be liek 'Hay oxes, u stayz here and tehn does teh stuffs, k?'
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|11=Does it sez 'Hay u and me r teh bests frenz, I does teh stuffs fore u'?
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|12=Does u beleevs taht it does teh stuffs fore u?
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|13=Teh ostrichz iz liek 'I iz teh burdies, but I no kin fliez. I iz teh uglies.'
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|14=It sez 'I haz maed u sum eggz and I no haz eated tehm'
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|15=(but sumtiems teh otehr animulz does eated tehm or just killz tehm).
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|16=It sez 'Hay baybeez u r teh noobs, stfu';
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|17=becuz teh Ceiling Cat iz liek, 'U dont knoes teh stuffs no moar.'
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|18=It iz liek, "I haz teh fethers lol.'
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|19=Does u maeks teh horseys stronge? Does u gives it teh cloths?
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|20=Does u maek it kin haz teh jumps? Iz liek 'Oh hai, neigh.'
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|21=It does teh stuffs and goes krazy.
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|22=It sez, 'I iz not scured. U haz sum sords? lol. watevr.'
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|23=Teh wepuns iz liek 'Oh hai horseys.'
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|24=Teh horseys iz liek 'Watevr. I does teh stuffs naow, k?'
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|25=It heers whut iz happinz and iz liek 'LOL!!!' and it goes to teh battlz.
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|26=Iz it becuz u knoes taht teh scury burdies iz fliez?
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|27=Iz it becuz u sez taht it maeks sum nestz?
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|28=Iz liek, 'I liek teh roks, k?'
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|29=And it looks at teh stuffs.
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|30=It haz teh kidz and teh kids sez 'We haz teh bloodz naow, k? We lieks teh ded stuffs.'"
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[[Category:Job|Job 39]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 40]]|PrevChap=[[Job 38]]}}
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