Job 38

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|1=And teh Ceiling Cat sez in teh windz:
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|2="OMG, WTF iz u sayinz? u iz a noob!
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|3="U getz reddy becuz naow I asks u sum kweschuns.
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|4="Wehre iz u wen I maded teh earths, ifs u iz so smart?
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|5="Who sayed, 'Hay, iz gonna be tihs big.'
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|6="Whut iz unner teh earths? Who maded teh grouns?
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|7="when teh stars and stuffs were all liek 'Hay'?
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|8="Who sayed 'Oh hai waterz, u stay here, k?'
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|9="when the clowdz were liek, 'Hai, we iz looks liek teh cloths,'
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|10="and I was liek, 'Clowdz, u stay here, k?'
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|13="and teh sun iz liek, 'k, naow here iz teh earths.'
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|14="Iz sum pritty kool stuffs, like sum moar cloths.
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|16="Does u walkz in teh seas, liek rly far unner teh waterz?
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|17="Does u knoes wut deaths iz liek, and has u been in teh unnerworld?
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|18="Does u knoes how big teh earths is, srsly? U tells me, stoopid.
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|19="How does u get to teh lites, and wehre is teh darks,
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|20="Does u hav sum kind uf maps or sumfing?
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|21="Oh yah, u muss be reel old becuz u knoes so much, rite? JK!
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|22="Does u knoes wehre teh snoes is, or wehre teh hails is,
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|23="wehre I keeps it just in cases?
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|24="Wehre iz teh lites comes frum? How bout teh windz?
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|26=so taht teh rayn iz liek, 'Oh hai, herez sum waterz'
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|27="and teh gras iz liek, 'Oh hay lol.'
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|28="Teh raynz haz got sum dads, or wehres teh dews frum?
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|30="Teh waterz iz liek ston and teh ocenz iz liek 'Hay ice lol.'
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|31="Does u kin be liek 'Hay Pleiades, u stays here, k? Hay Orion, u goes tehre, k?'
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|33="Does u knoes teh stuffs uf teh hevens? Does u kin maek tehm pwn in teh earths?
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|34="Does u sez, 'Hay clowdz, u rayns naow, k?'
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|37="Who sez, 'Hay tehres thiz minny clowdz' or maeks teh rayns come sum moar
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|38="when teh dusts iz liek 'OMG tehres liek tunz uf us lol'?
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|39="Does u sez to teh liunz 'u can haz cheezburgr naow kthxbai'
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|40="when tehy iz liek 'we can haz cheezburgr naow plz?'
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|41="Who iz liek 'Hay burdies u can haz cheezburgr too' becuz tehy wantz teh cheezburgr?"
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[[Category:Job|Job 38]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 39]]|PrevChap=[[Job 37]]}}
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