Job 37

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|1=But den mah hart thumpted an gots scareded.
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|2=Listen to teh mewz that soundz liek "mew mew mew."
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|3=Ceiling cat maeks it evrywherz, an is liek big lite all over.
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|4=Then Ceiling cat growlz cuz is big kitteh an is teh Ceiling cat. The oethr cats is scareded of him.
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|5=Ceiling cat haz a big growls an is so smrt that oethr cats dont know why.
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|6=We no liek snow, but he growlz at it cuz its big an fluffy and is not scareded of teh rain eihter.
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|7=He gots paws liek teh oethr kittehs too.
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|8=An teh dogz go outside cuz they has homez there.
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|9=Teh wind goes up an teh cold comes down.
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|10=An Ceiling Cat blows to maek it colder and straiten teh water.
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|11=Also teh rain maeks it get brite.
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|12=So cuz Ceiling Cat can do all that we have to do what he sez cuz he is so awsome.
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|13=He maeks it all hapen cuz of lots of difrent resons.
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|14=So pay atenshun Job ok?  Luk at why Ceiling cat is so awsome.
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|15=Do you no why he maeks it get brite?
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|16=Do you no that Ceiling cat can do all that cuz he is so smrt?
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|17=Why ur furs is so cozy even tho he blows on them to maek it cold?
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|18=Did you look at Ceiling cat to see how big skys are?  Is big!
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|19=Tell us what to mew to him cuz when is dark we is scareded.
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|20=Do you want me to talk? If I talk bad Ceiling Cat will poop on my hed.
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|21=And dont see why is so brite wif teh clouds but Ceiling cat blows them away an is all ok.
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|22=When the brite skys come out is gud.  Ceiling cat maeks them extra gud.
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|23=We can see teh skys but no can see Ceiling cat cuz hes hided.  He is so awsome that he wont make mistaeks.
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|24=We is scareded of him tho.  He dont like teh cats that know to much about him.
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