Job 36

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|1=elihu continud:
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|2="bear wif me lil longr an im gonna show u Dat thar iz moar 2 be sed in ceilin cats behalf.
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|3=i git mah knowledge frum afar; Im gonna ascribe justice 2 mah makr.
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|4=be assurd dat mah werdz r not false; Wan perfik in knowledge iz wif u.
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|5="ceilin cat iz mighty, but doez not despize doodz; He iz mighty, an firm in his purpose.
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|6=he doez not keep teh wickd aliv But givez teh afflictd their rights.
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|7=he doez not taek his eyez off da righteous;
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He enthronez them wif kings
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An exalts them forevr.
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|8=but if doodz r bound in chains,
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Held fast by cordz ov afflicshun,
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|9=he tells them wut they has dun—
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Dat they has sinnd arrogantly.
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|10=he makez them listen 2 correcshun
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An commandz them 2 repent ov their evil.
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|11=if they obey an serve him,
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They will spend teh rest ov their dais in prosperity
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An their yeers in contentment.
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|12=but if they do not listen,
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They will perish by teh sword [a]
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An dye without knowledge.
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|13="teh godles in hart harbor resentment;
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Even when he fetters them, they do not cry 4 halp.
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|14=they dye in their youth,
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Among male prostitutez ov teh shrinez.
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|15=but dose hoo suffr he delivers in their sufferin;
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He speakz 2 them in their afflicshun.
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|16="he iz wooin u frum teh jaws ov distres
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2 spashus place free frum restricshun,
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2 teh comfort ov ur table laden wif choice fud.
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|17=but nao u r laden wif teh judgment due teh wickd;
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Judgment an justice has taken hold ov u.
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|18=be careful dat no wan enticez u by richez;
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Do not let large bribe turn u aside.
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|19=wud ur wealth
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Or even all ur mighty efforts
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Sustain u so u wud not be in distres?
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|20=do not long 4 da nite,
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2 drag peeps away frum their homez. [b]
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|21=beware ov turnin 2 evil,
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Which u seem 2 prefr 2 afflicshun.
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|22="ceilin cat iz exaltd in his powr.
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Hoo iz teachr liek him?
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|23=hoo has prescribd his ways 4 him,
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Or sed 2 him, u has dun wrong?
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|24=remembr 2 extol his werk,
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Which doodz has praisd in song.
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|25=all mankind has seen it;
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Doodz gaze on it frum afar.
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|26=how great iz ceilin cat beyond r understandin!
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Teh numbr ov his yeers iz past findin out.
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|27="he draws up teh drops ov watr,  
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Which distill as rane 2 teh streams [c] ;
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|28=teh cloudz pour down their moischur
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An abundant showers fall on mankind.
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|29=hoo can understand how he spreadz out teh cloudz,
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How he thunders frum his pavilion?
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|30=c how he scatters his lightnin bout him,
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Bafin teh depths ov teh sea.
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|31=dis ar teh teh wai he governs [d] teh nashuns
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An providez fud in abundance.
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|32=he fills his hanz wif lightnin
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An commandz it 2 strike itz mark.
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|33=his thundr announcez teh comin storm;
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Even teh kattle mak known itz approach. [e]
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==Teh Footnotez==
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*a - Job 36:12 or will cros teh rivr
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*b - Job 36:20 teh meanin ov teh hebrew 4 versez 18-20 iz uncertain.
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*c - Job 36:27 or distill frum teh mist as rane
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*d - Job 36:31 or nourishez
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*e - Job 36:33 or announcez his comin—/ teh wan zealous against evil
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