Job 34

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|1=Den he sais:
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|2=lisen mai meow, u is smarts cats, listen me wurds, u hu no lots.
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|3=Teh eer judge meow as tung judge katnip.
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|4=We kitteis says wut be rite and learn as kitteis wat r gud.
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|5=Now he sais 'I is not doin it and Ceiling Cat is no fair fur me.
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|6=He r call me lies.  He is sprai me wit da wata but i r not stealing da cookies.'
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|7= orly?? No udder kittie be like he; he is splashd fur no resun an i dus no complane.
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|8=He r nap wit cats in da basement.
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|9=Cuz he sai no use tu pls da Ceiling Cat.
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|10=Uz lisen tu me! Dose who noes Ceiling Cat r gud.  He r no du teh evils!
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|11=Teh Ceiling Cat is givin wat the floor kitties deserves.
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|12=Teh reel Ceiling Cat is not eva be doin teh wrongs!
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|13=Ceiling Cat wuz not choosed to rul ova de Urfs.
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|14=If he r decidin to take awai de catnips and da naps,
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|15=Den every cat wud run together back to de dust of de Urfs. Srsly!
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|16=If u eers wurked, den uz will lisen to me
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|17=Can an evil kittie be da ruler? Hows can uz blamin da powerful Ceiling Cat?!
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|18=Ceiling Cat be saying to da kitties dat the king r weak an wurthless.
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|19=He r not nicer to da black cat than tha wite cat or de red cats cuz he is makin all dem wit his paws.
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|20=Teh kitties can be da roadkill in da nite cuz dai not gettin helpz.
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|21=Ceiling Cat watches de every paw be movin.
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|22=Der not being a dark tu dark or too wets for da Ceiling Cat to not c teh evils.
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|23=He is not chooses the time teh kitties be run ova by de carz.
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|24=No usin questions, teh Ceiling Cat is scarin away da strong kitties go crie in teh corners.
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|25=Cuz Ceiling Cat be watchin, he r knoin wat is doin and he is killin da kitties at nites.
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|26=He b sprai evil cats wit da water so all teh kitties be watchin.
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|27=Cuz dey not be followin da Ceiling Cat and His wais.
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|28=Ceiling Cat heers da poor kitties crie an he answars fur dem.
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|29=If da Ceiling Cat not b talkin he is not be blamed.  If He not b talkin to teh floor kitties he still b rulin over teh Urf.
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|30=He r keepin teh powers awai frum de evil kitties.
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|31=Maibe teh kittie come to Ceiling Cat an be liek, 'i didz it but i is no evil
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|32=An i is wanting to not b stealin da cheezburgars no mores.'
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|33=So shud Ceiling Cat be givin uz teh rewards if u r not changin?
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|34=If u iz listenin to wat i be sayin den u will be sayin,
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|35='He r speakin without knoin!
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|36=I wish he wud be test completed cuz he r evil basement kittie!
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|37=He r now bein more evils by turnin and running from de Ceiling Cat!  He r lick paws in teh protest against teh almight Ceiling Cat!'
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[[Category:Job|Job 34]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 35]]|PrevChap=[[Job 33]]}}
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