Job 31

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|1="i made covenant wif mah eyez
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Not 2 look lustfully at gurl.
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|2=4 wut iz manz lot frum ceilin cat aboov,
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His heritage frum teh almighty on high?
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|3=Iz not ruin 4 da wickd,
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Disastr 4 dose hoo do wrong?
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|4=Doez he not c mah ways
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An count mah evry step?
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|5="if i has walkd in falsehood
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Or mah foot has hurrid aftr deceit-
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|6=Let ceilin cat weigh me in honest scalez
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An he will knoe dat im blameles-
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|7=If mah steps has turnd frum teh path,
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If mah hart has been led by mah eyez,
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Or if mah hanz has been defild,
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|8=Then cud others eat wut i has sown,
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An cud mah crops be uprootd.
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|9="if mah hart has been enticd by woman,
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Or if i has lurkd at mah neighbors door,
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|10=Den cud mah wife grind anothr manz grain,
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An cud othr doodz sleep wif her.
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|11=4 dat wud has been shameful,
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Sin 2 be judgd.
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|12=It be fire dat burns 2 destrucshun [a] ;
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It wud has uprootd mah harvest.
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|13="if i has denid justice 2 mah menservants an maidservants
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When they had grievance against me,
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|14=Wut will i doez when ceilin cat confronts me?
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Wut will i anzwr when calld 2 akownt?
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|15=Did not he hoo made me in da womb mak them?
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Did not teh same wan form us both within r mothers?
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|16="if i has denid teh desirez ov teh poor
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Or let teh eyez ov teh widow grow weary,
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|17=If i has kept mah bread 2 myself,
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Not sharin it wif teh fatherles-
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|18=But frum mah youth i reard him as wud fathr,
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An frum mah birf i guidd teh widow-
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|19=If i has seen anyone perishin 4 lack ov clothin,
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Or needy man without garment,
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|20=An his hart did not bles me
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4 warmin him wif teh fleece frum mah sheep,
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|21=If i has raisd mah hand against teh fatherles,
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Knowin dat i had influence in court,
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|22=Den let mah arm fall frum teh shouldr,
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Let it be brokd off at teh joint.
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|23=4 i dreadd destrucshun frum ceilin cat,
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An 4 fear ov his splendor i cud not do such things.
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|24="if i has put mah trust in gold
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Or sed 2 pure gold, u r mah security,
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|25=if i has rejoicd ovar mah great wealth,
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Teh fortune mah hanz had gaind,
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|26=If i has regardd teh sun in itz radiance
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Or teh moon movin in splendor,
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|27=So dat mah hart wuz secretly enticd
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An mah hand offerd them kis ov homage,
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|28=Then thees also wud be sins 2 be judgd,
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4 i wud has been unfaithful 2 ceilin cat on high.
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|29="if i has rejoicd at mah enemys misfortune
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Or gloatd ovar teh trouble dat came 2 him-
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|30=I has not allowd mah mouth 2 sin
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By invokin curse against his life-
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|31=If teh doodz ov mah haushold has nevr sed,
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Hoo has not had his fill ov jobs meat?-
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|32=Butt no strangr had 2 spend teh nite in da street,
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4 mah door wuz always open 2 teh travelr-
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|33=If i has conceald mah sin as doodz do, [b]
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By hidin mah guilt in mah hart
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|34=Cuz i so feard teh crowd
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An so dreadd teh contempt ov teh clanz
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Dat i kept silent an wud not go outside
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|35=("oh, dat i had someone 2 hear me!
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I sign nao mah defence - let teh almighty anzwr me;
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Let mah accusr put his indictment in writin.
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|36=Surely i wud wear it on mah shouldr,
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I wud put it on liek crown.
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|37=I wud giv him an akownt ov mah evry step;
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Liek prince i wud approach him.)-
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|38="if mah land criez out against me
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An all itz furrows r wet wif tears,
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|39=If i has devourd itz yield without payment
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Or brokd teh spirit ov itz tenants,
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|40=Den let briers come up instead ov wheat
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An weedz instead ov barley."
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Teh werdz ov job r endd.
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==Teh Footnotez==
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*a - Job 31:12 hebrew abaddon
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*b - Job 31:33 or as adam did
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[[Category:Job|Job 31]]
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