From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 Teh place dey taeks teh silvr an cleenz teh guld.2 An taeks iurn frum teh urths an make shineh from teh roks.3 Man him turned on light an lookd for stuffz but he no find thins in teh darknz, not eeben moor rockses. Or shineh.4 Him diggd a hoel an hangd down but it no had no fud.5 Teh urths sposed to hab food but teh rocks go on fire.6 Blue rocks which no is gud to eatz coem out wit shineh dusts.7 No birds see it wich gud for dem becuz ai wud eatz dem. No fud in teh hoel and me iz hngry.8 Der be no naminals an no big kittehz in teh hoel.9 Man brakded teh big rocks. Teh mounten iz nekee.10 An man goez down teh hole and lukz for toyz.11 Him folo teh watr to ware it start an digs up stufz should be baried. (But no is wut you tink cuz not baried bai kittehz.)12 Him trai to kno stuffz but him find no cept hedaek.13 Man him finded tings from ded land but him no get that iz cool.14 Bath say, "me no eatz it." Sink say, "me no gotz it needr."15 You can no bai it eeben doh allz guld an silvr caem outa rocks befor. It praizlez an you no gotz enuff cash.
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