Job 27

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=====Ceiling Cat strikez down teh bad d00dz=====
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|1=An Job sez:
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|2=An Ceiling Cat srsly livz, an denaiz me teh juztiz,
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teh Almighteez, who maded me taste bittrnez of solez,
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|3=wen ai gots lief in me,
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an bref of Ceiling Cat n mai schnozzle,
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|4=mai lipz dun sez wickednez,
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an mai tung dun sez deceet.
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|5=ai nevar sez u is rite;
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till Iz ded, ai dun can deny mai integriteez.
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|6=Iz can has mai riteousnez n nevar can has let go;
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mai conshenz dun sez iz bad wen ai gots lief.
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|7=mai enemeez iz bad,
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n taunt happy fun cat.
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|8=for no can has hope
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when Ceiling Cat takez lief?
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|9=teh Ceiling Cat can hearz him moew
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wen him be stuk in trap?
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|10=he can has delite in Almighteez?
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he can has call to Ceiling Cat?
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|11=Iz gif u edumaction bout powr of Ceiling Cat;
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waiz of teh Almighteez ai dun hied.
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|12=u seez dis urslef.
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y for u sez so much?
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|13=hear iz faet Ceiling Cat givez to bad,
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teh stuf teh bad d00dz gets from teh Almighteez.
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|14=he can has many kidz, but faet is bad;
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his kidz no can has f00dz.
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|15=teh plag buriez dose who livez,
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an teh laydeez dun cry for dose.
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|16=evn tho he can has silvr,
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an evn tho he can has cloz,
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|17=teh good d00dz wearz his cloz,
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an teh good d00dz takez his silvr.
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|18=teh base he made iz liek cocoon for mof,
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leik base maded bai guardz.
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|19=he laiz down wif moneez, but dun no moar;
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wen he openz him aiz, all stuf is goen!!1
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|20=terrarz takez him liek flud;
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a trogdor takez him in teh nite.
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|21=wind from east takez him, n he iz no moar;
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it takez him out hiz base.
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|22=he no can has mercy
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an he runz fast away from it.
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|23=it sez "d00d u suk srsly"
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an takez ovr hiz base. LULZ!!1!
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[[Category:Job|Job 27]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 28]]|PrevChap=[[Job 26]]}}
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