From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
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Bildad lieks teh Ceiling Cat
1 So, next Bildad sed:
2 "All yer powerz iz belongin to Ceiling Cat cuz he maeks the rulez in teh ceilings.
3 Teh kittehs no is can has cownt his powerz. He gives teh cheezburgerz to alla kittehs.
4 So how kin a kitteh maek Ceiling Cat think hez a good kitteh? Kittehs caemed out of a vagina, theyz dirtee.
5 If a kitteh thinkz the lites in the Ceiling is no brite enuf
6 Then he is no a kitteh, he is a dawg!"