From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Job Flaps His Gums Sum More
1 Den teh Job sed:
2 2daii I iz emo.
3 if i new wer he wuz i couldz go 2 hiz houze.
4 an' i would be liek "I SRRY."
5 an' he wouldz sayed stuffz an' Iz would lissen.
6 He wouldn't b super-madz at mez.
7 der a gud dood would not b punnishedz.
8 but iz can't findz himz oh noes!!1
9 wen he iz up at teh north poll I'z dun see himz. not at teh south poll eider.
10 but he noez i iz goodz an' so i be'z ok.
11 i followz him everywherez liek teh creepy stalkerz.
12 i lissen 2 him.
13 "but he iz alone, he doez w/e he wantz.
14 he iz hatin' on me an' he'z got sum planz.
15 dat iz y i are teh scareded of him.
16 teh Ceiling Cat makez me scareded.
17 but i'z not teh quiet pplz.
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