Job 23

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==Job Flaps His Gums Sum More==
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|1=Den teh Job sed:
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|2=2daii I iz emo.
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|3=if i new wer he wuz i couldz go 2 hiz houze.
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|4=an' i would be liek "I SRRY."
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|5=an' he wouldz sayed stuffz an' Iz would lissen.
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|6=He wouldn't b super-madz at mez.
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|7=der a gud dood would not b punnishedz.
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|8=but iz can't findz himz oh noes!!1
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|9=wen he iz up at teh north poll I'z dun see himz. not at teh south poll eider.
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|10=but he noez i iz goodz an' so i be'z ok.
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|11=i followz him everywherez liek teh creepy stalkerz.
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|12=i lissen 2 him.
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|13="but he iz alone, he doez w/e he wantz.
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|14=he iz hatin' on me an' he'z got sum planz.
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|15=dat iz y i are teh scareded of him.
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|16=teh Ceiling Cat makez me scareded.
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|17=but i'z not teh quiet pplz.
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[[Category:Job|Job 23]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 24]]|PrevChap=[[Job 22]]}}

Latest revision as of 17:01, 17 July 2009

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Job Flaps His Gums Sum More

1 Den teh Job sed:


2 2daii I iz emo.


3 if i new wer he wuz i couldz go 2 hiz houze.


4 an' i would be liek "I SRRY."


5 an' he wouldz sayed stuffz an' Iz would lissen.


6 He wouldn't b super-madz at mez.


7 der a gud dood would not b punnishedz.


8 but iz can't findz himz oh noes!!1


9 wen he iz up at teh north poll I'z dun see himz. not at teh south poll eider.


10 but he noez i iz goodz an' so i be'z ok.


11 i followz him everywherez liek teh creepy stalkerz.


12 i lissen 2 him.


13 "but he iz alone, he doez w/e he wantz.


14 he iz hatin' on me an' he'z got sum planz.


15 dat iz y i are teh scareded of him.


16 teh Ceiling Cat makez me scareded.


17 but i'z not teh quiet pplz.

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