Job 20

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==Zofar Flaps His Gums==
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[[Image:BookofJob.jpg|thumb|800px|left|A big, greasy jobby.]]
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|1=den zofar teh naamathite replid:
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|2="mah troubld thoughts prompt me 2 anzwr
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Cuz im greatly disturbd.
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|3=i hear rebuke dat dishonors me,
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An mah understandin inspirez me 2 reply.
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|4="surely u knoe how it has been frum ov old,
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Evr since man [a] wuz placd on teh earth,
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|5=dat teh mirth ov teh wickd iz breef,
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Teh joy ov teh godles lasts but moment.
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|6=though his pride reachez 2 teh heavens
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An his head touchez teh cloudz,
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|7=he will perish forevr, liek his own dung;
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Dose hoo has seen him will say, wer iz he?
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|8=liek dream he fliez away, no moar 2 be findz,
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Banishd liek vishun ov teh nite.
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|9=teh eye dat saw him will not c him again;
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His place will look on him no moar.
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|10=his children must mak amendz 2 teh poor;
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His own hanz must giv bak his wealth.
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|11=teh youthful vigor dat fills his bonez
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Will lie wif him in da dust.
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|12="though evil iz sweet in his mouth
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An he hidez it undr his tongue,
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|13=though he cant bear 2 let it go
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An keeps it in his mouth,
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|14=yet his fud will turn sour in his stumuk;
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It will become teh venom ov serpents within him.
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|15=he will spit out teh richez he swallowd;
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Ceilin cat will mak his stumuk vomit them up.
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|16=he will suck teh poison ov serpents;
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Teh fangs ov an addr will kill him.
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|17=he will not enjoy teh streams,
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Teh rivers flowin wif honey an cream (mmm... cream).
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|18=wut he toild 4 he must giv bak uneaten;
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He will not enjoy teh profit frum his tradin.
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|19=4 he has oppresd teh poor an left them destitute;
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He has seizd haus he did not build.
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|20="surely he will has no respite frum his cravin;
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He cant save him by his treasure.
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|21=nothin iz left 4 him 2 devour;
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His prosperity will not endure.
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|22=in da midst ov his plenty, distres will overtaek him;
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Teh full force ov misery will come upon him.
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|23=when he has filld his belly,
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Ceilin cat will vent his burnin angr against him
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An rane down his blows upon him.
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|24=though he fleez frum an iron wepon,
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Bronze-tippd arrow piercez him.
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|25=he pulls it out ov his bak,
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Teh gleamin point out ov his livr.
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Terrors will come ovar him;
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|26=total darknes liez in wait 4 his treasurez.
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Fire unfannd will consume him
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An devour wut iz left in his tent.
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|27=teh heavens will expose his guilt;
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Teh earth will rize up against him.
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|28=flood will carry off his houz,
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Rushin waters [b] on teh dai ov ceilin cats wrath.
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|29=such iz teh fate ceilin cat allots teh wickd,
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Teh heritage appointd 4 them by ceilin cat."
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==Teh Footnotez==
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*a - Job 20:4 or adam
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*b - Job 20:28 or teh posesshuns in his houz will be carrid off, / washd away
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[[Category:Job|Job 20]]
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