From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1. On a diffranter day moar anguls cam and prezents themselfs befor teh Lawd, and Satain cam wit dem also.
2. And Invisible Man say to satain, "Where wer u?" Satain said bak to da Invisible Man, "Im in ur eerths, woking up and down uponz it. Dint I tell yu dis befor?" And God wuz like, "oh yeah, sry" and Satain said, "its k."
3. Then Invisible Man says to Satain, "Has u seen mai servnt Job? He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me stil en he hatez yu still, even tho yu eated all hiz cookiez and killeded hiz servnts and stuff wit no resons. Haha!"
4. "Cookiez for cookiez!" Satain said back. "Any man wil giv all for hiz own lifez
5. I betz if yu hitz his body and boneses he gunna cursed yu ugly face."
6. Invisible Man den say, "K, he iz urs. Jus dun kil him, that be bad."
7. Satain went out onto deh Eerths and gave Job lots of herpes all over hiz body, even on hiz feetz and head.
8. Job wuz nazty en he scrapeded off hiz sores and eatted them.
9. Jobes bitch said to Job, "OMG. Curse god and get dead, stoopid."
10. And Job wuz like, "OMG, joo ar stoopid. We accept cookiez from Invisible Man but dunt let him takeded teh cookiez away? Why dun yu jus go awayz!" Job dint not sin teh whole time!