Job 17

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|1= Onoes! my spiritz is brkn. I'z gon die!
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|2=  they takes mai cheezbrgr and laff! I watch them steal mai fud! I'z still gon die! SRSLY, roffle.}}
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|3= HAI, celing-cat! wtfbbq? Pew-pew, kthnx?
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|4= Wtf? R U afk? O, lols...Ceiling-cat! u winz teh prize!
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|5= kitteh lesson: 'if mai frend takes mai fud, ceiling-cat pwns mai frend(lolz).'}}
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|6= Ceiling-cat spread rumerz. Bad kitteh!
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|7= I's indisible, cuz I's so ashamed. epic failz, rly.
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|8= mai frends r all "uh, wtf?" o, also kittehs want teh BUTTSEX (no, not rly lol).
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|9= Srsly tho, good kittehs will pwn ur d00ds if u no carful. We has teh ceiling-cat and teh pew-pew.}}
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|10="but come on, all ov u, try again!
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Im gonna not find wize man among u.
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|11=mah dais has pasd, mah planz r shatterd,
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An so r teh desirez ov mah hart.
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|12=thees doodz turn nite into dai;
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In da face ov darknes they say, light iz near.
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|13=if teh only home i hope 4 iz teh grave, [a]
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If i spread out mah bed in darknes,
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|14=if i say 2 corrupshun, u r mah fathr,
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An 2 teh worm, mah mommy or mah sistr,
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|15=wer den iz mah hope?
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Hoo can c any hope 4 me?
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|16=will it go down 2 teh gatez ov death [b] ?
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Will we descend togethr into teh dust?"
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==Teh Footnotez==
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*a - Job 17:13 hebrew sheol
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*b - Job 17:16 hebrew sheol
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[[Category:Job|Job 17]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 18]]|PrevChap=[[Job 16]]}}
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