Job 11

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==Zophar Flaps His Gums==
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|1=So ansurd Zophar, and sayed
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|2=Srsly, whooz gonna ansur de wurdz? Shud a cat fulla mews bes juztifyed?
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|3= Shud ur liez maek cat howld dere pees? and when you mohk, shall no cat maek you ashaymed?
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|4= Fur you haev sayed, me doktrin iz puer, and I aym cleen in ur eyz.  
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|5= But oh that Ceiling Cat would speek, and owpen his paws agains you.
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|6= And that him wud show you deez sekrets ofs wizdum, thayt they aer dubble to thayt whichz iz! Know theerfor that Ceiling Cat givs you less than you desserve! Srsly!
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|7= Can you by sniffing fynd dez cheezburger? Can you has purfect cheezburger?
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|8= Ceiling Cat iz up moar high dan da space station. N00b, u no can go dere! Dey are deeper dan da pet semitary, u not wanna go dere, srsly!
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|9= He can go farther dan energizer bunny, and swim moar dan Shamu!
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|10= Ceiling Cat just might lock you up, sucka! Den what u do?
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|11= He knows which kittehs are naughty no-no. He's got u on hidden camera.
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|12= A dummy can't become smart all of a sudden. Dat's like a dunkey gettin borneded all tame.
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|13= You gotta give all yer heart to Him, hold yer paws out fer HALP!
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|14= Get rid off da naughty no-nos yer thinkin, get da bad stuff offa da couch.
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|15= Den u can grin up without feelin bad, and stand up without gettin swatted.
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|16= Den u gonna ferget da bad stuff, like bath waddah goin down da tub.
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|17= Yer life will be like layin in da sun beam, and da dark stuff like morning.
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|18= You will feel safe cuz dere is hope, you will take a nap without doggies.
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|19= You will curl up and no one will make a loud BANG! Lotsa peeps will wanna pet you.
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|20= But naughty kittehs won't see da way to run from dobermanz, dey will just get eated. Srsly.
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[[Category:Job|Job 11]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 12]]|PrevChap=[[Job 10]]}}
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