Job 10

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|1 = Mai souls r liek "tis is teh sux!" but i wil onley complane to myself and speek bitterliek.
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|2 = I sai to Ceiling Cat, "wat is ur problem?!?!
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|3 = Do u liek maken me feel bads or somting?? Cus maybe u haet me or somting???
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|4 = Do u has eys leik mine?
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|5 = Is a dai to u teh saem ting as a dai to me?
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|6 = Is u looken for my sins?
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|7 = Cuz u kno i dident do any bad tengs so lemme go alredy.
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|8 = U ceiling cat maed me, i thought u knows tat!!! But ten u tries to blow me up.
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|9 = I says to yuo, tat yuo maed me out of teh dirt but ten yuo can maek me back into teh dirt when yuo says so.
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|10 = U pored me out liek teh delecious milk and maed me lumpeh liek teh cheeses.
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|11 = U gave me tat skin and stuff and maed me boens so i wouldent fall aparts and stuffs.
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|12 = U maed me alive and all tat good tings.
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|13 = So i kno u knows tat stuf.
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|14 = And if i does teh sins stuff u kno rite away and ten im all liek "oh noes!".
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|15 = So if i sins ten too bad but if i teh good kitteh ten i got it maed for me.
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|16 = And it liek gets biggr adn stufs. Ten yuo biets me liek teh big cats and ur all scareh and stuffs.
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|17 = And ur guys r liek "o hai we gots teh dirts on yuo" and ten do bad tings to me.
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|18 = So yuo gots me out of teh mom and im liek, "wat teh point if ur just gonna maek me all bads?! liek srsly man!!!"
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|19 = And nao i haets myselfs and wants to be dieds.
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|20 = Cuz i dont has much long to be alives so go awai.
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|21 = Ten when i gets a die ten i go to teh scareh places where its dark and scareh and stuffs.
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|22 = And so i'll be all liek 'oh WTF MAN!1!!!!'."}}
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[[Category:Job|Job 10]]
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{{Bottom Bar|NextBook=[[Psalms]]|PrevBook=[[Esther]]|NextChap=[[Job 11]]|PrevChap=[[Job 9]]}}
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