From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1. In teh land Uz wuz a man calded Job. Man was goodz, afraid of Invisible Man and evilz.
2. Man hadz seven sunz and tree doters,
3. And lots of sheepz and camlez and rinoceruseses and servnts, srsly.
4. He sunz tok turn mading cookies, and they all eated them.
5. And Job wuz liek "Oh noes! Wut if cookies were sin? Gota prey, just in cased."
6. Ayngles wented to seez Invisible Man, and Saitin wented 2.
7. Invisible Man axt Saitin, "Wher u wuz?" Saitin saied "I'z wuz in ur earth, woking ur sidewokz."