From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
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- In teh land of Uz wuz a man calded Job. Teh man was goodz, afraid of teh Ceiling Cat and evilz.
- Teh man hadz seven sunz and tree doters,
- And lots of sheepz and camlez and rinoceruseses and servnts, srsly.
- His sunz tok turns mading cookies, and they all eated them.
- And Job wuz liek "Oh noes! Wut if cookies were sin? Gota prey, just in cased."
- Teh ayngles wented to seez Ceiling Cat, and Saitin wented 2.
- Ceiling Cat axt Saitin, "Wher u wuz?" Saitin saied "Oh, hai. I'z wuz in ur earth, woking up and down uponz it."
- Teh Ceiling Cat sayd "Has u seen mai servnt Job? He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me."
- "No wai!" sed Saitin.
- "U just plyin favrits.
- If u take his cheezburgers, he no laiks u no moar."
- Then teh Ceiling Cat sed "Okai, u can take his bukkit, but no hurtzing Job hissef." And then Saitin went awai.
- Wun day Jobes' sunz and doters were eateding cookies at teh oldest wuns hoose,
- And a mans cam to told Job a mesege. "Ur donkzeys and moo cows was eateding grass"
- "And thens teh servnts was atacked by some dudez and ur naminals was stoldz by them and only i got wai."
- And then anotter mans cam to told Job a diffrant mesege. He sed "Teh Ceiling Cat maids fyr fall from teh skys and it burnded ur sheepz and more servnts and only i got awai."
- And thens a more diffranter mans cam to told Job a mesege. "Sum Chaldean dudez took ur rinoceroseseses and killd moar servnts and only i got wai."
- And then 1 moar mans cam to told Job a mesege.
- "Ur sunz howse feld over and skishded evryones. Sry."
- Then Job got upt and shaved and was liek "Gota prey now."
- "Teh Ceiling Cat giv me cheezburger, teh Ceiling Cat takded mah cheezburger awai. I stil laiks teh Ceiling Cat."
- And teh Ceiling Cat sed "I winz!!"
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