From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Jeremiah threatend wif death
1 Early in da reign ov jehoiakim son ov josiah king ov judah, dis werd came frum teh lord :2 "dis ar teh wut teh lord sez: stand in da courtyard ov teh lordz houz an speek 2 all teh peeps ov teh towns ov judah hoo come 2 worship in da houz ov teh lord. Tell them evrythin i command u; do not omit werd.3 Perhaps they will listen an each will turn frum his evil wai. Den im gonna relent an not brin on them teh disastr i wuz plannin cuz ov teh evil they has dun.4 Say 2 them, dis ar teh wut teh lord sez: if u do not listen 2 me an follow mah law, which i has set before u,5 An if u do not listen 2 teh werdz ov mah servants teh profets, whom i has sent 2 u again an again (though u has not listend),6 Den im gonna mak dis houz liek shiloh an dis city an object ov cursin among all teh nashuns ov teh earth. "7 Teh priests, teh profets an all teh peeps herd jeremiah speek thees werdz in da houz ov teh lord.8 Butt as soon as jeremiah finishd tellin all teh peeps evrythin teh lord had commandd him 2 say, teh priests, teh profets an all teh peeps seizd him an sed, "u must dye!9 Y do u profesy in da lordz naym dat dis houz will be liek shiloh an dis city will be desolate an desertd?" an all teh peeps crowdd around jeremiah in da houz ov teh lord.10 When teh officials ov judah herd bout thees things, they went up frum teh royal palace 2 teh houz ov teh lord an took their placez at teh entrance ov teh new gate ov teh lordz houz.11 Then teh priests an teh profets sed 2 teh officials an all teh peeps, "dis man shud be sentencd 2 death cuz he has profesid against dis city. U has herd it wif ur own ears!"12 Then jeremiah sed 2 all teh officials an all teh peeps: "teh lord sent me 2 profesy against dis houz an dis city all teh things u has herd.13 Nao reform ur ways an ur acshuns an obey teh lord ur ceilin cat. Den teh lord will relent an not brin teh disastr he has pronouncd against u.14 As 4 me, im in ur hanz; do wif me whatevr u finkz iz gud an rite.15 B assurd, howevr, dat if u put me 2 death, u will brin teh guilt ov innosent blood on yourselvez an on dis city an on dose hoo liv in it, 4 in truth teh lord has sent me 2 u 2 speek all thees werdz in ur hearin."16 Then teh officials an all teh peeps sed 2 teh priests an teh profets, "dis man shud not be sentencd 2 death! He has spoken 2 us in da naym ov teh lord r ceilin cat."17 Sum ov teh elders ov teh land steppd fwd an sed 2 teh entire assembly ov peeps,18 "micah ov moresheth profesid in da dais ov hezekiah king ov judah. He told all teh peeps ov judah, dis ar teh wut teh lord almighty sez: " zion will be plowd liek field, Jerusalem will become heap ov rubble, Teh temple hill mound overgrown wif thickets. [a]19 "did hezekiah king ov judah or anyone else in judah put him 2 death? Did not hezekiah fear teh lord an seek his favor? An did not teh lord relent, so dat he did not brin teh disastr he pronouncd against them? We r bout 2 brin terrible disastr on ourselvez!"20 (nao uriah son ov shemaiah frum kiriath jearim wuz anothr man hoo profesid in da naym ov teh lord; he profesid teh same things against dis city an dis land as jeremiah did.21 When king jehoiakim an all his officers an officials herd his werdz, teh king sought 2 put him 2 death. But uriah herd ov it an fld in fear 2 egypt.22 King jehoiakim, howevr, sent elnathan son ov acbor 2 egypt, along wif sum othr doodz.23 They brought uriah out ov egypt an took him 2 king jehoiakim, hoo had him struck down wif sword an his body thrown into teh burial place ov teh common peeps.)24 Durthermore, ahikam son ov shafan supportd jeremiah, an so he wuz not handd ovar 2 teh peeps 2 be put 2 death.
- a - Jeremiah 26:18 micah 3:12
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