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== Sumbit Urcat 2 God ==
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===== LisN 2 teh Ceiling Cat =====
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1 Why ppl git mad @ eachothr n stuff? Iz it cuz of teh secksual tenshun between use? LOL jk
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2 U want cheezburgerz, but no has. U pwn, but no has. U do not has bcuz u doont ask Ceiling Cat, remembre?
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|1=Why ppl git mad @ eachothr n stuff?  
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3 When u ask, u do not has, bcuz wen u ask 4 cheezburgers u rele want teh secks. WTFXUP?
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|2=U want cheezburgerz, but no has. U pwn, but no has. U do not has bcuz u no ask Ceiling Cat, remembre?
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|3=When u ask, u do not has, bcuz wen u ask 4 cheezburgers u rele want teh cheezburgers for yu nd not for teh sharing and gud things. WTFXUP?
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4 U catz dat have secks wit catz u isnt maried 2. U cant be all kewl n frenz wit da world r otherwize u haet Ceiling Cat n he haets u.
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5 Y do u tink teh Scirptuer sez Ceiling Cat iz rele jeluz of ur cheezburgers?
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|4=U catz dat have teh secks wit catz u isnt maried 2. U cant be all BFF wit teh world cuz taht is liek hate to teh Ceiling Cat n he haets yu back.
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6 But he gievs us moar cheezburgers n sez:<br>
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|5=Y u tink teh FAQ sez Ceiling Cat rele no want yu to haev the otehr Ceiling Cats?
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"Ceiling Cat haetz teh catz dat think tey is all dat<br>
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|6=But he gievs us moar cheezburgers n sez:
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But give cheezburgerz 2 teh 1s who dont."
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7 Sumbit urcat 2 Ceiling Cat, K? Tel Satancat 2 GTFO.  
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{{indent}}"Ceiling Cat haetz teh catz dat think tey is all speshul.<br>
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8 Then Ceiling Cat will follw u round kidna stalkr-ish. Well az long az u wash ur pawz aftr u go 2 litterbox.
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9 So chenge ur cheezburgerz 2 poop.
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10 Pretedn 2 be sad around Ceiling Cat n he will fel sry 4 u n give u LOLs. Kewl!
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11 But srsly guyz, dnt tak shit bout othr catz behnd there baks, cuz u r practickly talkn shit bout urcat.
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{{indent}}But giv cheezburgerz 2 teh 1s who dont."
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12 Therz only has 1 Lawdood n he ken either give u moar cheezburgerz or taek em away. Its not ur job, so miend ur own beezwax.
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== Braggin Bout 2Moarrow ==
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|7=Listn 2 Ceiling Cat, K? Tel Basement Cat KTHXBAI.
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|8=Ceiling Cat want yu to be gud. Clean teh ears and maek sure yu not haev bad thots.
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|9= Iz ok to be sad.
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|10=But yu shud not be sad long cuz Celing Cat will maek yu LOL. But only if yu is not stuck-upz.
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13 LisN up hoez. Speshully u guyz whos liek, "I has gonna do dis n dat, n has lots cheezburgerz."
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14 U dont even no wutz up 4 2moarrow. U r liek a cookie dat appaerz 4 a whiel an den disapaerz, n nobdy rebemberz wut flavr it wuz.
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|11=But srsly guyz, dnt talk bad abt ohter catz behnd their baks, cuz u r practickly talkn smak bout the FAQ and Ceiling Cat not want.
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15 Insted u shud be saien, "I has cheezburgerz if it is wut Ceiling Cat want."
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|12=Iz only 1 Juge n he ken either give u moar cheezburgerz or taek em away. Its not ur job, so mind yur own beezwax.
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16 Braggin iz evul.
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17 If u kno teh gud but u dunt do it, u is maken teh sin.
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|13=LisN up. Speshully u guyz whos liek, "I has gonna do dis n dat, n has lots cheezburgerz."
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|14=U dont even no wuts up 4 2moarrow. U r liek a cookie dat appaerz 4 a while an den disapaerz, n nobdy rememberz wut flavr it wuz.
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|15=Insted u shud be saien, "I has cheezburgerz if it is wut Ceiling Cat want."
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|16=Braggin iz evul.
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|17=If u kno teh gud but u dunt do it, u is maken teh Ceiling Cat mad.
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Latest revision as of 18:26, 18 August 2009

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LisN 2 teh Ceiling Cat

1 Why ppl git mad @ eachothr n stuff?2 U want cheezburgerz, but no has. U pwn, but no has. U do not has bcuz u no ask Ceiling Cat, remembre?3 When u ask, u do not has, bcuz wen u ask 4 cheezburgers u rele want teh cheezburgers for yu nd not for teh sharing and gud things. WTFXUP?

4 U catz dat have teh secks wit catz u isnt maried 2. U cant be all BFF wit teh world cuz taht is liek hate to teh Ceiling Cat n he haets yu back.5 Y u tink teh FAQ sez Ceiling Cat rele no want yu to haev the otehr Ceiling Cats?6 But he gievs us moar cheezburgers n sez:

 "Ceiling Cat haetz teh catz dat think tey is all speshul.

 But giv cheezburgerz 2 teh 1s who dont."

7 Listn 2 Ceiling Cat, K? Tel Basement Cat KTHXBAI.8 Ceiling Cat want yu to be gud. Clean teh ears and maek sure yu not haev bad thots.9 Iz ok to be sad.10 But yu shud not be sad long cuz Celing Cat will maek yu LOL. But only if yu is not stuck-upz.

11 But srsly guyz, dnt talk bad abt ohter catz behnd their baks, cuz u r practickly talkn smak bout the FAQ and Ceiling Cat not want.12 Iz only 1 Juge n he ken either give u moar cheezburgerz or taek em away. Its not ur job, so mind yur own beezwax.

Braggin Bout 2Moarrow

13 LisN up. Speshully u guyz whos liek, "I has gonna do dis n dat, n has lots cheezburgerz."14 U dont even no wuts up 4 2moarrow. U r liek a cookie dat appaerz 4 a while an den disapaerz, n nobdy rememberz wut flavr it wuz.15 Insted u shud be saien, "I has cheezburgerz if it is wut Ceiling Cat want."16 Braggin iz evul.17 If u kno teh gud but u dunt do it, u is maken teh Ceiling Cat mad.

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