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===== Taming Teh Tung =====
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GOD DAMN THERE IS TOO MUCH FAIL
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|1=Dont call urself taechr if yu not is a taechr cuz Ceiling Cat will be piszed off @ u, k?
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|2=We all skrew up in meny wayz. If any1 iz not skrewz up, he iz teh winrar n getz 2 keep all da cheezburgerz.
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|3=Wit 1 of da catnips we ken pwn teh whole cat.
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|4=Even rele rele big catz.
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|5=So ur mouf iz like teh catnip.
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|6=N teh catnip iz liek fier, n sets teh fiers of evul. It maeks teh good cat into teh bad cat, it sets teh cat on fier n maeks teh problums.
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|7=All kindz a aminulz r bein told wut 2 do by menz.
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|8=But stil not contrl mouf, mouf haz teh poizon dat will pwn u.
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|9=We ken give teh catnip 2 Ceiling Cat, or we ken use it 2 curse teh otehrs who r made by teh Ceiling Cat.
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|10=Out of same cat comez catnip n a haerball.
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|11=Ken both cookie n cheezburger come frum same plaec?
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|12=Not.
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===== 2 Kind Of Smartness =====
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|13=Who r teh smart 1z among u? Let em show it by all dere humbel chezburgerz.
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|14=But if u r jeluz of other d00ds cheezburgers, dont tell any1.
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|15=Dis kind of "smart" iz not frum da Ceiling Cat, but frum teh urth.
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|16=Wen u r jeluz of other d00ds cheezburgerz, u wil lose all ur cheezburgerz.
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|17=Teh smart dat comez from Ceiling Cat luvz it wen all catz r kewl wit each othr n evrybdy lisN 2 each othr n evry bdy shaer cookiez.
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|18=Peacecats who sow in paec will raies a harvest of cheezburgerz.
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Latest revision as of 17:15, 13 July 2008

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Taming Teh Tung

1 Dont call urself taechr if yu not is a taechr cuz Ceiling Cat will be piszed off @ u, k?2 We all skrew up in meny wayz. If any1 iz not skrewz up, he iz teh winrar n getz 2 keep all da cheezburgerz.

3 Wit 1 of da catnips we ken pwn teh whole cat.4 Even rele rele big catz.5 So ur mouf iz like teh catnip.6 N teh catnip iz liek fier, n sets teh fiers of evul. It maeks teh good cat into teh bad cat, it sets teh cat on fier n maeks teh problums.

7 All kindz a aminulz r bein told wut 2 do by menz.8 But stil not contrl mouf, mouf haz teh poizon dat will pwn u.

9 We ken give teh catnip 2 Ceiling Cat, or we ken use it 2 curse teh otehrs who r made by teh Ceiling Cat.10 Out of same cat comez catnip n a haerball.11 Ken both cookie n cheezburger come frum same plaec?12 Not.

2 Kind Of Smartness

13 Who r teh smart 1z among u? Let em show it by all dere humbel chezburgerz.14 But if u r jeluz of other d00ds cheezburgers, dont tell any1.15 Dis kind of "smart" iz not frum da Ceiling Cat, but frum teh urth.16 Wen u r jeluz of other d00ds cheezburgerz, u wil lose all ur cheezburgerz.

17 Teh smart dat comez from Ceiling Cat luvz it wen all catz r kewl wit each othr n evrybdy lisN 2 each othr n evry bdy shaer cookiez.18 Peacecats who sow in paec will raies a harvest of cheezburgerz.

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