Isaiah 8

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Song of Solomon Jeremiah Isaiah 7 Isaiah 9

1 Teh Ceiling Cat sez "Taak big papr an rite 'Cat-Who-Get-Mous-Fast.'2 An Uriah priestcat an Zecheriah, kitteh of Jeberechiah, seez I did rite.

3 An I wen to mai luvr kitteh an den she haz mai bebeh kitteh! An CeilingCat sez call bebeh kitteh "Cat-Who-Get-Mous-Fast."4 An befor kitteh miaow, cheezburgrz an bukkets taken frum kingcat of Assyria! Srsly!

5 CeilingCat den sez6 Dees kittehs no liek nice bathtub! Dey liek bad kittehs Rezin an Remaliahz kitteh!7 An so liek watr overflo bathtub, I brung strong army frum Assyria! OH NOEZ! So manee it cuvr land!8 Army be liek watr frum bathtub SO MANY liek watr up to ur neck! Srsly big army all ovr!9 An den mah kittehs ON NOEZ scatterz run awai frum army! All ovr! Grups o kittehz scatterd!

10 Kittehs den ask kittehs WAT DO NAO? We werk togethr! But it not werk! Cuz CeilingCat sez so.11 Dat hao CeilingCat tuld me. CeilingCat sed no wok liek dees kittehs.12 An no trai mak sekrit grups kittehs to stay saf. Sekrit grups no werk, but don be skeerd.13 Jus luv an feer CeilingCat.

14 CeilingCat be a saf haus. But CeilingCat also trip kittehs! Cuz dey forgit CeilingCat!15 An many kittehs trip an fall! Ya rly!16 Rite dees werdz so hav em latr. Imprtnt werdz! Gud kittehs keep werdz saf.17 Nao I wait fr CeilingCat. CeilingCat hide frum kittehs but I look!

18 U no wat? Mai nam meenz "CeilingCat saves!" an mai kitteh namez meenz "Cat who get mous fast" an "Sum kittehs will com bak!" Srsly! Er namez to show kittehs sign! Rly!

19 Wen kittehs sai "Ask wizardcat" NO! Kittehs shud ask CeilingCat! Kittehs r CeilingCatz kittehs!20 If kittehs no speekz dees werdz frum skripshurs, iz cuz kittehz stoopid. Skripshurs hav mai werdz! KITTEHS NEED MAI WERDS!21 An dey luk aroun an iz dark. No see CeilingCat. No heer mah werdz. Iz sad.

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