Isaiah 45

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Ceiling cat gives Syrup Pauas
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Ceiling cat sayz stuff 2 Syrup

1 thus ses ceiling cat to syrup, whos rite paw i has holden to bark at bad naybur dog for kitteh, nd will help him and will make front door wide open so he can go in n out.


2 ceiling cat tiptoes before you, test out se wey will open fridge for u n open big fridge door. srsly !

3 ceiling cat give u hidden stuff in fridge, even in freezer compartments end very high shelf that kitteh can not reach, so you know that I ceiling cat iz masta, calls you kitteh, is ceiling cat of Izrahel. K ?

4 for ketchup my favurite n izrahel is all mines, hef sed his name, hef sed COME MILK kitteh but u bad kitteh not come.

5 me is ceiling cat, iz only ceiling cat, iz no space for 2 up here, ceiling cat give u FREE CHEESEBURGER but u not say OK THANKS ceiling cat.6 that all neiburs know me iz highest ceiling cat, other ceiling cat not as high as me, me is highest. other ceiling cats are all wusses.

Se speshul skills of Ceiling Cat

7 iz me hoo switch lights on switch lights off, is me dat purr and dat kill mouses. me ceiling cat is masta of house.8 let wata from broken watapipe come down ceiling, many water come is gudd ! wiss sledgehammer make holez in floor is gudd ! rewire electric cables is GUDD ! ceiling cat is masta of house.

9 u mess with ceiling cat u srsly mess with rong kitteh. u no ceiling cat u hef no skillz. ceiling cat ownz all household ownz lordling ownz mistress. K ?10 ceiling cat not like complainz not like murmur of lordling murmur of se mistress. Not liek any murmur.

11 so is it: i ceiling cat superfurry masta hazz maked Izrahel hazz full visionz knows everithings even tomorro, hazz made all is MASTA CAT !

12 ceiling cat hazz make basket of all kittens, ceiling cat supermasta of all kittens in village. ceiling cat BIG has made heven n urf !

13 in de truth kitten is offspling of ceiling cat. ceiling cat sezz kittie wat 2 do n give srsly advice n stuffs. I hazz given u cat food haz given u many cheeseburgerz, ball of wool also, all for zip ceiling cat take no quarterz from kitteh.14 I ceiling cat ses dis: allse GDP of USA all se GDP of Niggaz n Sudanese tall mastas, sey come to u n u ownz dem all. they all wants to hear u purr n they come pets u. K ? they tinks u iz supa kitteh, say U OWNZ n SUPA CEILING CAT!!

15 Iz true ceiling cat is tricksy, iz hiding in ceiling, is like fireman rescue kitteh in danger.

16 all the hataz all barking dogz i ceiling cat sez 2 dem: SHHHT dont disturb kittenz. QUIET u iz bad dogs, bad dogs u iz. 17 but Izrahel specul kitteh, ceiling cat take him up to ceiling foreva, shows u secret stash of cheeseburgers n more.

18 So ses ceiling cat the masta: I hez made evrysing hes made all basketz, has made houses, has made gud concrete bed for gud house. made baskets for kittens. Ceiling cat is VERY SMART.

19 ceiling cat not is cellar cat. ceiling cat not hide in corner, in storage room. Not sey HI IS CEILING CAT n run away. Ceiling cat speak deh truth K ?

20 All kittens come hir. Make huggy huggy and cuddlez. Also neybur kitteh that is bad kitteh. neibor kitteh think neighbor give many cheeseburgerz but only ceiling cat haz cheeseburgers.

21 Neybur cat is silly silly cat fo real. not know anysings. only ceiling cat can know. ceiling cat know hebrew iz Adonai bara Elohim and Hashem also. Ceiling cat is SUPERCAT ! no other supercat are in hole village ! srsly !22 all ze kittens all ze kittens come to ceiling cats house, only ceiling cat has MANY CHEESEBURGERZ !23 I hez sed n will not sey otherweis, not sey stuff and is not troo. When I say is troo den is troo. Everone iz accountable to ceiling cat.

24 Everyone sey OH SUPA ceilingcat and CEILING CAT OWNZ n stuff like that ceiling cat is masta and defeatz all other kittens.25 And even if kitteh is bad ceiling cat still approves cuz ceiling cat like kitteh very much. and kitteh is happy cuz is with ceiling cat.

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