From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 woe 2 u, o destroyr, U hoo has not been destroyd! Woe 2 u, o traitor, U hoo has not been betrayd! When u stop destroyin, U will be destroyd; When u stop betrayin, U will be betrayd.2 o lord, be grashus 2 us; We long 4 u. Be r strength evry mornin, R salvashun in tiem ov distres.3 at teh thundr ov ur voice, teh peoplez flee; When u rize up, teh nashuns scattr.4 ur plundr, o nashuns, iz harvestd as by young locusts; Liek swarm ov locusts doodz pounce on it.5 teh lord iz exaltd, 4 he dwells on high; He will fill zion wif justice an righteousnes.6 he will be teh sure foundashun 4 ur tiems, Rich store ov salvashun an wisdom an knowledge; Teh fear ov teh lord iz teh key 2 dis treasure. [a]7 look, their brave doodz cry aloud in da streets; Teh envoys ov peace weep bitterly.8 teh highways r desertd, No travelers r on teh roadz. Teh treaty iz brokd, Itz witnesez [b] r despisd, No wan iz respectd.9 teh land mourns [c] an wastez away, Lebanon iz ashamd an withers; Sharon iz liek teh arabah, An bashan an carmel drop their leavez.10 "nao will i arize," sez teh lord. "nao will i be exaltd; Nao will i be liftd up.11 u conceiv chaff, U giv birf 2 straw; Ur breath iz fire dat consumez u.12 teh peoplez will be burnd as if 2 lime; Liek cut thornbushez they will be set ablaze."13 u hoo r far away, hear wut i has dun; U hoo r near, acknowledge mah powr!14 teh sinners in zion r terrifid; Tremblin grips teh godles: "hoo ov us can dwell wif teh consumin fire? Hoo ov us can dwell wif evrlastin burnin?"15 he hoo walkz righteously An speakz wut iz rite, Hoo rejects gain frum extorshun An keeps his hand frum acceptin bribez, Hoo stops his ears against plots ov murdr An shuts his eyez against contemplatin evil-16 dis ar teh teh man hoo will dwell on teh heights, Whose refuge will be teh mountain fortres. His bread will be supplid, An watr will not fail him.17 ur eyez will c teh king in his beauty An view land dat stretchez afar.18 in ur thoughts u will pondr teh formr terror: "wer iz dat chief officr? Wer iz teh wan hoo took teh revenue? Wer iz teh officr in charge ov teh towers?"19 u will c dose arrogant peeps no moar, Dose peeps ov an obscure speech, Wif their strange, incomprehensible tongue.20 look upon zion, teh city ov r festivals; Ur eyez will c jerusalem, Peaceful abode, tent dat will not be movd; Itz stakez will nevr be pulld up, Nor any ov itz ropez brokd.21 thar teh lord will be r mighty wan. It will be liek place ov broad rivers an streams. No galley wif oars will ride them, No mighty ship will sail them.22 4 da lord iz r judge, Teh lord iz r lawgivr, Teh lord iz r king; It he hoo will save us.23 ur riggin hangs loose: Teh mast iz not held secure, Teh sail iz not spread. Den an abundance ov spoils will be dividd An even teh lame will carry off plundr.24 no wan livin in zion will say, "im ill"; An teh sins ov dose hoo dwell thar will be forgiven.
- a - Isaiah 33:6 or iz treasure frum him
- b - Isaiah 33:8 ded sea scrolls; masoretic text / teh citiez
- c - Isaiah 33:9 or driez up
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