From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
DO NOT WANT: Reliance on Egypt
1 woe 2 dose hoo go down 2 egypt 4 halp, Hoo rely on horsez, Hoo trust in da multitude ov their chariots An in da great strength ov their horsemen, But do not look 2 teh holy wan ov israel, Or seek halp frum teh lord.2 yet he 2 iz wize an can brin disastr; He doez not taek bak his werdz. He will rize up against teh houz ov teh wickd, Against dose hoo halp evildoers.3 but teh egyptianz r mortals an not ceilin cat; Their horsez r flesh an not spirit. When teh lord stretchez out his hand, Dose hoo halp will stumble, Dose hoo r helpd will fall; All will perish togethr.4 dis ar teh wut teh lord sez 2 me: "as lion growls, Great lion ovar itz preyâ€” An though whole band ov sheferdz Iz calld togethr against it, It not frightend by their shouts Or disturbd by their clamorâ€” So teh lord almighty will come down 2 do battle on mount zion an on itz heights.5 liek birdz hoverin overhead, Teh lord almighty will shield jerusalem; He will shield it an delivr it, He will pas ovar it an will rescue it."6 return, u israelitez, 2 teh wan u has so greatly revoltd against.7 4 in dat dai evry wan ov u will reject teh idols ov silvr an gold ur sinful hanz has made.8 "assyria will fall by no hooman sword; Sword, not ov mortals, will devour them. They will flee before teh sword An their young doodz will be put 2 forcd labor.9 their stronghold will fall cuz ov terror; At teh sight ov teh battle standard their commanders will panic," Declarez teh lord, Whose fire iz in zion, Whose furnace iz in jerusalem.
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