How to pray
From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
How to Prai
How dos Ceiling Cat wanz yu to prai? Well, insted of jus doin teh Ceiling Cat Prayer der ar utter dings yu can do. Heer is a videeyo showin how yu shud prai. Firs yu stan on yer hind pawz an yu luk at teh ceiling, an den yu rais yer pawz an mov em up an down as yu trai an jump up as high as yu can.
Whai do dis? Cuz it show dat yu can neva troolee reech Ceiling Cat, but it show yu ar tryin as hard as yu can.
Dat is teh sekrit wai of prayin dat Ceiling Cat lufs.
sum do it dis wai, but iz not so grate
Dis is difrunt wai. Dis wurks by placing paws together an shakin dem up an down. Dey say it helps you relaks. See? Yawning not required, but iz ok.