From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 Every high priest iz selectd frum among doodz an iz appointd 2 represent them in matters relatd 2 ceilin cat, 2 offr gifts an sacrificez 4 sins.2 He iz able 2 deal gently wif dose hoo r ignorant an r goin astray, since he him iz subject 2 weaknes.3 This iz y he has 2 offr sacrificez 4 his own sins, as well as 4 da sins ov teh peeps.4 No wan takez dis honor upon him; he must be calld by ceilin cat, jus as aaron wuz.5 So christ also did not taek upon him teh glory ov becomin high priest. But ceilin cat sed 2 him, "u r mah son; Todai i has become ur fathr.[a]"[b]6 And he sez in anothr place, "u r priest forevr, In da ordr ov melchizedek."[c]7 Durin teh dais ov jebus life on earth, he offerd up prayers an petishuns wif loud criez an tears 2 teh wan hoo cud save him frum death, an he wuz herd cuz ov his reverent submishun.8 Although he wuz son, he lernd obedience frum wut he sufferd9 And, once made perfik, he became teh source ov eternal salvashun 4 all hoo obey him10 And wuz designatd by ceilin cat 2 be high priest in da ordr ov melchizedek.
Warnin against fallin away
11 We has mutch 2 say bout dis, but it hard 2 explain cuz u r slow 2 lern.12 In fact, though by dis tiem u ought 2 be teachers, u ned someone 2 teach u teh elementary truths ov ceilin cats werd all ovar again. U ned milk, not solid fud!13 Anyone hoo livez on milk, bean still an infant, iz not acquaintd wif teh teachin bout righteousnes. 14but solid fud iz 4 da machur, hoo by constant use has traind themselvez 2 distinguish gud frum evil.
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