From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 Teh orakul dat Habakkuk teh prophet gotzted.
Ceiling Cat sez
5 Jus be patient H-kuk. Ima do sumthin so awezum u won't bleeve.6 U know those Babylonians? They are sum bad ass haterz, alwayz stealin cookiez n shit7 Evryboday see dem n go OHNOES BABYLONIANS n runs away. Babylonians know this.8 Liek, even their horsies can kick your ass9 oh yeah, and they be all into enslavin u10 n killin ur leaders n l00tin n pillagin11 but that's why they're sum guilty mofos. They think they stronger than Ceiling CAt
Den Habakkuk sez
14 It liek dis: u make teh kittehs like teh feesh15 n teh haterz liek teh fish-manz,16 n when the fishmanz gets teh feesh he's all like LOL I caughted u NOM NOM NOM17 n this iz givin us kittehs srs depreshun
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