Habakkuk 1

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Habakkuk

1 Teh orakul dat Habakkuk teh prophet gotzted.

Habakkuk sez

2 OHAITHAR Ceiling CAt, why u be ignorin me?3 ur all liek, "violence n haterz, let me show you them"4 there4, u suck. luv, Habakkuk

Ceiling Cat sez

5 Jus be patient H-kuk. Ima do sumthin so awezum u won't bleeve.6 U know those Babylonians? They are sum bad ass haterz, alwayz stealin cookiez n shit7 Evryboday see dem n go OHNOES BABYLONIANS n runs away. Babylonians know this.8 Liek, even their horsies can kick your ass9 oh yeah, and they be all into enslavin u10 n killin ur leaders n l00tin n pillagin11 but that's why they're sum guilty mofos. They think they stronger than Ceiling CAt

Den Habakkuk sez

12 OHAITHAR again Ceiling CAt, r u not everlastin gobstopper? u gonna punish teh haterz?13 U has eyez to pretty 2 see teh haterz, dat's why u sayin nuthin when ppl steal my cookiez

14 It liek dis: u make teh kittehs like teh feesh15 n teh haterz liek teh fish-manz,16 n when the fishmanz gets teh feesh he's all like LOL I caughted u NOM NOM NOM17 n this iz givin us kittehs srs depreshun

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