From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 But Ceiling Cat sees Noah guy n teh animulz n teh cawes taht mooes n Noah guy makes teh windz com n teh watrz iz no moar.
2 Teh watrz iz no moar in teh skyz, k?
3 Teh watrz goz wayz from teh beeg sanboks. At teh end of teh hunert n fiffy dayz teh watrz iz awl goz wayz,
4 n on teh 7teenth day of teh 7th munz teh big bote getz stuk on beeg rokz calt Ararat.
5 Teh watrz kipz goin wayz til teh 10th munz, n on teh first day of teh 10th munz teh tops of teh beg roks can seez.
6 4ty dayz latrz Noah guy openz teh window he hadz maee inna teh beeg bote
7 n senz out blak burd, n teh blak burdee kipz flying n flyn til teh watrz iz all gon wayz from teh beeg sanboks.
8 Latrz Noah guy senz out wite burd so can see teh watrz all goes way from beeg sanboks.
9 But teh wite burd no can fine no plaze can setz itz feetz cuz stil plenny watrz in teh beeg sanboks; so wite burd go bak to to Noah guy in teh beeg bote. Noah guy grabz teh wite burd n getz bak inna teh big bote.
10 Noah guy watz 7 moar daze n senz out teh wite burd from teh big bote.
11 When the dove returned to him in the evening, there in its beak was a freshly plucked olive leaf! Then Noah knew that the water had receded from the earth.
12 Noah wuz liek wateing sevvin daiz und sent mudkipz to see teh sandbocks, but teh mudkipz no did com bak.
13 By the first day of the first month of Noah's six hundred and first year, the water had dried up from the earth. Noah then removed the covering from the ark and saw that the surface of the ground was dry.
14 By the twenty-seventh day of the second month the earth was completely dry.
15 und Ceiling Cat sed to teh noah,
16 "get ur azz out hurr, you and your wifez and your sunz and their wifez.
17 Bring out every kind of living creature that is with you—the birds, the animals, and all the creatures that move along the ground—so they can multiply on the earth and be fruitful and increase in number upon it."
18 So Noah came out, together with his sons and his wife and his sons' wives.
19 All teh aminalz and all the crawliez and all the birds, evin teh onz that no fly—evin teh moocowz—came out of teh ark, leik in order, an stuuf.
20 And Noah and all teh aminalz ttly agve Ceiling Cat Their Pokymans, even their Charizzrds.
21 Teh ceiling cat peeped teh charizzrds an sed: "No moar I sez I no lieks teh mans, even though [a] every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. No moar I lukz at teh mans and sez "Do not want!"
22 "So liek teh earthz iz forevr n evr,
- teh plants groes,
- iz freezes and teh hots,
- teh summers and teh winters,
- teh day and teh no day
- goes forevr n ever."
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