From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
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1 But Ceiling Cat sees Noah guy n teh animulz n teh cawes taht mooes n Noah guy makes teh windz com n teh watrz iz no moar.
2 Teh watrz iz no moar in teh skyz, k?
3 Teh watrz goz wayz from teh beeg sanboks. At teh end of teh hunert n fiffy dayz teh watrz iz awl goz wayz,
4 n on teh 7teenth day of teh 7th munz teh big bote getz stuk on beeg rokz calt Ararat.
5 Teh watrz kipz goin wayz til teh 10th munz, n on teh first day of teh 10th munz teh tops of teh beg roks can seez.
6 4ty dayz latrz Noah guy openz teh window he hadz maee inna teh beeg bote
7 n senz out blak burd, n teh blak burdee kipz flying n flyn til teh watrz iz all gon wayz from teh beeg sanboks.
8 Latrz Noah guy senz out wite burd so can see teh watrz all goes way from beeg sanboks.
9 But teh wite burd no can fine no plaze can setz itz feetz cuz stil plenny watrz in teh beeg sanboks; so wite burd go bak to to Noah guy in teh beeg bote. Noah guy grabz teh wite burd n getz bak inna teh big bote.
10 Noah guy watz 7 moar daze n senz out teh wite burd from teh big bote.
11 When the dove returned to him in the evening, there in its beak was a freshly plucked olive leaf! Then Noah knew that the water had receded from the earth.
12 He waited seven more days and sent the dove out again, but this time it did not return to him.
13 By the first day of the first month of Noah's six hundred and first year, the water had dried up from the earth. Noah then removed the covering from the ark and saw that the surface of the ground was dry.
14 By the twenty-seventh day of the second month the earth was completely dry.
15 Then God said to Noah,
16 "Come out of the ark, you and your wife and your sons and their wives.
17 Bring out every kind of living creature that is with you—the birds, the animals, and all the creatures that move along the ground—so they can multiply on the earth and be fruitful and increase in number upon it."
18 So Noah came out, together with his sons and his wife and his sons' wives.
19 All the animals and all the creatures that move along the ground and all the birds—everything that moves on the earth—came out of the ark, one kind after another.
20 Then Noah built an altar to the LORD and, taking some of all the clean animals and clean birds, he sacrificed burnt offerings on it.
21 The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: "No moar I sez I no lieks teh mans, even though [a] every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. No moar I lukz at teh mans and sez "Do not want!"
22 "So liek teh earthz iz forevr n evr,
- teh plants groes,
- iz freezes and teh hots,
- teh summers and teh winters,
- teh day and teh no day
- goes forevr n ever."
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