Genesis 8

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1 But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded.  
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1 But Invisible Man sees Noah and teh animulz and teh cawes taht mooes and he makes teh windz come and teh waterz iz no moar.
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2 Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky.
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2 Teh waterz iz no moar in teh skyz, k?
3 The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down,  
3 The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down,  
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20 Then Noah built an altar to the LORD and, taking some of all the clean animals and clean birds, he sacrificed burnt offerings on it.  
20 Then Noah built an altar to the LORD and, taking some of all the clean animals and clean birds, he sacrificed burnt offerings on it.  
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21 The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: "Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though [a] every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never again will I destroy all living creatures, as I have done.
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21 The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: "No moar I sez I no lieks teh mans, even though [a] every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. No moar I lukz at teh mans and sez "Do not want!"
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22 "As long as the earth endures,
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22 "So liek teh earthz iz forevr n evr,
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       seedtime and harvest,
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       teh plants groes,
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       cold and heat,
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       iz freezes and teh hots,
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       summer and winter,
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       teh summers and teh winters,
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       day and night
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       teh day and teh no day
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       will never cease."
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       goes forevr n ever."

Revision as of 10:11, 4 October 2007

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1 But Invisible Man sees Noah and teh animulz and teh cawes taht mooes and he makes teh windz come and teh waterz iz no moar.

2 Teh waterz iz no moar in teh skyz, k?

3 The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down,

4 and on the seventeenth day of the seventh month the ark came to rest on the mountains of Ararat.

5 The waters continued to recede until the tenth month, and on the first day of the tenth month the tops of the mountains became visible.

6 After forty days Noah opened the window he had made in the ark

7 and sent out a raven, and it kept flying back and forth until the water had dried up from the earth.

8 Then he sent out a dove to see if the water had receded from the surface of the ground.

9 But the dove could find no place to set its feet because there was water over all the surface of the earth; so it returned to Noah in the ark. He reached out his hand and took the dove and brought it back to himself in the ark.

10 He waited seven more days and again sent out the dove from the ark.

11 When the dove returned to him in the evening, there in its beak was a freshly plucked olive leaf! Then Noah knew that the water had receded from the earth.

12 He waited seven more days and sent the dove out again, but this time it did not return to him.

13 By the first day of the first month of Noah's six hundred and first year, the water had dried up from the earth. Noah then removed the covering from the ark and saw that the surface of the ground was dry.

14 By the twenty-seventh day of the second month the earth was completely dry.

15 Then God said to Noah,

16 "Come out of the ark, you and your wife and your sons and their wives.

17 Bring out every kind of living creature that is with you—the birds, the animals, and all the creatures that move along the ground—so they can multiply on the earth and be fruitful and increase in number upon it."

18 So Noah came out, together with his sons and his wife and his sons' wives.

19 All the animals and all the creatures that move along the ground and all the birds—everything that moves on the earth—came out of the ark, one kind after another.

20 Then Noah built an altar to the LORD and, taking some of all the clean animals and clean birds, he sacrificed burnt offerings on it.

21 The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: "No moar I sez I no lieks teh mans, even though [a] every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. No moar I lukz at teh mans and sez "Do not want!"

22 "So liek teh earthz iz forevr n evr,

      teh plants groes,
      iz freezes and teh hots,
      teh summers and teh winters,
      teh day and teh no day
      goes forevr n ever."




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