Genesis 8

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|1= But Ceiling Cat sees Noah guy n teh aminulz n teh cowes taht mooes n Ceiling Cat makes teh windz com n teh watrz iz no moar.
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|2= Teh watrz iz no moar in teh skyz, k?
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|3= Teh watrz goz wayz from teh beeg sanboks. At teh end of teh hunert n fiddy dayz teh watrz iz awl goz wayz,
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|4= n on teh 7teenth day of teh 7 munz teh big bote getz stuk on beeg rokz calt Ararat.
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|5= Teh watrz kipz goin wayz til teh 10 munz, n on teh first day of teh 10 munz teh tops of teh beg roks can seez.
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|6= 4ty dayz latrz Noah guy openz teh window he hadz maed inna teh beeg bote
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1 But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded.  
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|7= n senz out blak burd, n teh blak burdee kipz flying n flyn til teh watrz iz all gon wayz from teh beeg sanboks.
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|8= Latrz Noah guy senz out wite burd so can see teh watrz all goes way from beeg sanboks.
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|9= But teh wite burd no can fine no plaze can setz itz feetz cuz stil plenny watrz in teh beeg sanboks; so wite burd go bak to to Noah guy in teh beeg bote. Noah guy grabz teh wite burd n getz bak inna teh big bote.
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|10= Noah guy watz 7 moar daze n senz out teh wite burd from teh big bote.
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|11= When teh white burd iz com bak to him for teatiem, and sez "I can haz oliv leaf? srsly?" Then Noah noes that teh watrz is goan out.
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|12= Noah wuz liek wateing sevvin daiz und sent mudkipz to see teh sandbocks, but teh mudkipz noes com bak.
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2 Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky.
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|13= Bymby, the watrz iz dried up and teh beeg sanbocks is nrly cleened out. Noah is peekn and seen,  
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3 The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down,  
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|14= by teh 20An7 day of teh munf after teh munfmonth the beeg sanbox is ready to youse! srsly.
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4 and on the seventeenth day of the seventh month the ark came to rest on the mountains of Ararat.
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5 The waters continued to recede until the tenth month, and on the first day of the tenth month the tops of the mountains became visible.
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6 After forty days Noah opened the window he had made in the ark
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7 and sent out a raven, and it kept flying back and forth until the water had dried up from the earth.
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8 Then he sent out a dove to see if the water had receded from the surface of the ground.
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9 But the dove could find no place to set its feet because there was water over all the surface of the earth; so it returned to Noah in the ark. He reached out his hand and took the dove and brought it back to himself in the ark.
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10 He waited seven more days and again sent out the dove from the ark.  
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11 When the dove returned to him in the evening, there in its beak was a freshly plucked olive leaf! Then Noah knew that the water had receded from the earth.
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12 He waited seven more days and sent the dove out again, but this time it did not return to him.
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13 By the first day of the first month of Noah's six hundred and first year, the water had dried up from the earth. Noah then removed the covering from the ark and saw that the surface of the ground was dry.
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14 By the twenty-seventh day of the second month the earth was completely dry.
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15 Then God said to Noah,
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16 "Come out of the ark, you and your wife and your sons and their wives.
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17 Bring out every kind of living creature that is with you—the birds, the animals, and all the creatures that move along the ground—so they can multiply on the earth and be fruitful and increase in number upon it."
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18 So Noah came out, together with his sons and his wife and his sons' wives.
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19 All the animals and all the creatures that move along the ground and all the birds—everything that moves on the earth—came out of the ark, one kind after another.
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20 Then Noah built an altar to the LORD and, taking some of all the clean animals and clean birds, he sacrificed burnt offerings on it.  
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21 The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: "Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though [a] every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never again will I destroy all living creatures, as I have done.
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22 "As long as the earth endures,
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      seedtime and harvest,
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      cold and heat,
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      summer and winter,
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      day and night
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      will never cease."
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|15= und Ceiling Cat sed to teh noah,
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|16= "GTFO, yous and yous wifez and yous sunz and dere wifez.
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|17= mbring out all teh aminalz and all teh crawlies and all teh burds, even the ones taht no fly —and let tehm HARBL GOES WHERE ! and take over teh wurld"
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|18= So Noah cam out to his sunz and wifez and all tehy wifez.
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|19= All teh aminalz and all the crawliez and all the burds, evin teh onz that no fly—evin teh moocowz—came out of teh ark, leik in order, an stuuf.
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|20= And Noah and all teh aminalz totes gave Ceiling Cat their Pokymons, even their Charizzrds.
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|21= Teh Ceiling Cat peeped teh charizzrds an sed: "No moar I sez I no lieks teh mans, even th0 [a] evry inklnashun of his heart is evl from wen he wuz a kittehn. No moar I lukz at teh mans and sez "Do not want!"
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|22= "So liek teh urfz iz forevr n evr,
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:teh plants groes,
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:iz frozes and teh hots,
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:teh hots and teh frozes,
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:teh day and teh no day
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:goes forevr n ever."
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1 But Ceiling Cat sees Noah guy n teh aminulz n teh cowes taht mooes n Ceiling Cat makes teh windz com n teh watrz iz no moar.2 Teh watrz iz no moar in teh skyz, k?3 Teh watrz goz wayz from teh beeg sanboks. At teh end of teh hunert n fiddy dayz teh watrz iz awl goz wayz,4 n on teh 7teenth day of teh 7 munz teh big bote getz stuk on beeg rokz calt Ararat.5 Teh watrz kipz goin wayz til teh 10 munz, n on teh first day of teh 10 munz teh tops of teh beg roks can seez.6 4ty dayz latrz Noah guy openz teh window he hadz maed inna teh beeg bote

7 n senz out blak burd, n teh blak burdee kipz flying n flyn til teh watrz iz all gon wayz from teh beeg sanboks.8 Latrz Noah guy senz out wite burd so can see teh watrz all goes way from beeg sanboks.9 But teh wite burd no can fine no plaze can setz itz feetz cuz stil plenny watrz in teh beeg sanboks; so wite burd go bak to to Noah guy in teh beeg bote. Noah guy grabz teh wite burd n getz bak inna teh big bote.10 Noah guy watz 7 moar daze n senz out teh wite burd from teh big bote.11 When teh white burd iz com bak to him for teatiem, and sez "I can haz oliv leaf? srsly?" Then Noah noes that teh watrz is goan out.12 Noah wuz liek wateing sevvin daiz und sent mudkipz to see teh sandbocks, but teh mudkipz noes com bak.

13 Bymby, the watrz iz dried up and teh beeg sanbocks is nrly cleened out. Noah is peekn and seen,14 by teh 20An7 day of teh munf after teh munfmonth the beeg sanbox is ready to youse! srsly.

15 und Ceiling Cat sed to teh noah,16 "GTFO, yous and yous wifez and yous sunz and dere wifez.17 mbring out all teh aminalz and all teh crawlies and all teh burds, even the ones taht no fly —and let tehm HARBL GOES WHERE ! and take over teh wurld"

18 So Noah cam out to his sunz and wifez and all tehy wifez. 19 All teh aminalz and all the crawliez and all the burds, evin teh onz that no fly—evin teh moocowz—came out of teh ark, leik in order, an stuuf.

20 And Noah and all teh aminalz totes gave Ceiling Cat their Pokymons, even their Charizzrds.21 Teh Ceiling Cat peeped teh charizzrds an sed: "No moar I sez I no lieks teh mans, even th0 [a] evry inklnashun of his heart is evl from wen he wuz a kittehn. No moar I lukz at teh mans and sez "Do not want!"22 "So liek teh urfz iz forevr n evr,

teh plants groes,
iz frozes and teh hots,
teh hots and teh frozes,
teh day and teh no day
goes forevr n ever."


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