From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 Invisible Man den said
2 Noah, "Liek goes into teh ark, joo and joo kittens, cuz joo coolz an' righteous an' stuff. In dis generashun. 2 taek wif u 7 of evry kind ov clean moo cow, male an' its wife, an 2 ov evry kind of unclean moo cow, male an' its mate.
3 An' also 7 ov evry kind ov bird, male an' female cuz teh birds are scaredz of teh commitments, an' also 7 ov evry kind ov bird, male an' female (for teh saem reason) 2 keep their various kindz livin throughout teh earthz. 4 7 daiz and frum nao I;m gonna send teh wetness on teh earthz. A little advize, probabliez a gud idea to keep 'em seperatez so teh moo cows don't haev an episode of "PENIS GOES WHERE?" until joo get der.
4 For 4ty daiz and 4ty nites, it gon b wet and I gun pwn some noobs.."
5 An' Noah did what Invisible Man told him to, and installed dry wall between teh moo cows and his sons and his dawters so dey would not discuss the inserting of the male genetalia during teh 4ty daiz.
6 Noah was liek rlyz old when teh wetness came.
7 An' noah and his kittens enterd teh ark so tehy wouldn't get teh wetness in their furz.
8 All teh moo cows and teh other stuff invisible man (who talkz forever 'bout nutin) saidz
9 male an' female, came 2 Noah and he dun put them in teh ark, as Invisible man commandd him.
10 An' after teh seven daiz teh wetness came.
11 IN DA 6 HUNDREDTH YER OV NOAH'S LIFE, ON TEH SEVENTEENTH DAI OV TEH SECOND MONTH—ON DAT DAI ALL TEH SPRINGS OV TEH GREAT DEEP BURST FORTH, AN' TEH FLOODGATEZ OV TEH HEAVENS WUZ OPEND.
12 AN' RANE FELL ON TEH EARTH FORTY DAIS AN' FORTY NIGHTS.
13 ON DAT VRY DAI NOAH AN' HIS SONS, SHEM, HAM AN' JAPHETH, TOGETHR WIF HIS WIFE AN' TEH WIVEZ OV HIS 3 SONS, ENTERD TEH ARK.
14 THEY HAD WIF THEM EVRY WILD ANIMAL ACCORDIN 2 ITS KIND, ALL LIVESTOCK ACCORDIN 2 THEIR KINDZ, EVRY CREACHUR DAT MOVEZ ALONG TEH GROUND ACCORDIN 2 ITS KIND AN' EVRY BIRD ACCORDIN 2 ITS KIND, EVRYTHIN WIF WINGS.
15 PAIRS OV ALL CREATUREZ DAT HAS TEH BREATH OV LIFE IN THEM CAME 2 NOAH AN' ENTERD TEH ARK.
16 TEH ANIMALS GOIN IN WUZ MALE AN' FEMALE OV EVRY LIVIN THIN, AS INVISIBLE MAN HAD COMMANDD NOAH. DEN TEH LORD SHUT HIM IN.
17 4 FORTY DAIS TEH FLOOD KEPT COMIN ON TEH EARTH, AN' AS TEH WATERS INCREASD THEY LIFTD TEH ARK HIGH ABOOV TEH EARTH.
18 TEH WATERS ROSE AN' INCREASD GREATLY ON TEH EARTH, AN' TEH ARK FLOATD ON TEH SURFACE OV TEH WATR.
19 THEY ROSE GREATLY ON TEH EARTH, AN' ALL TEH HIGH MOUNTAINS UNDR TEH ENTIRE HEAVENS WUZ COVERD.
20 TEH WATERS ROSE AN' COVERD TEH MOUNTAINS 2 DEPTH OV MOAR THAN TWENTY FEET. [B] , [C]
21 EVRY LIVIN THIN DAT MOVD ON TEH EARTH PERISHD—BIRDZ, LIVESTOCK, WILD ANIMALS, ALL TEH CREATUREZ DAT SWARM OVAR TEH EARTH, AN' ALL MANKIND.
22 EVRYTHIN ON DRY LAND DAT HAD TEH BREATH OV LIFE IN ITS NOSTRILS DID.
23 EVRY LIVIN THIN ON TEH FACE OV TEH EARTH WUZ WIPD OUT; DOODZ AN' ANIMALS AN' TEH CREATUREZ DAT MOOV ALONG TEH GROUND AN' TEH BIRDZ OV TEH AIR WUZ WIPD FRUM TEH EARTH. ONLY NOAH WUZ LEFT, AN' DOSE WIF HIM IN DA ARK.
24 TEH WATERS FLOODD TEH EARTH 4 HUNDRD AN' FIFTY DAIS.