Genesis 5

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1 Dis iz teh book ov teh generashuns ov adam. in da dai dat Invisible Man creatd visible man, in da likenes ov Invisible Man made he him;



SPOILER ALERT! Ppl gun get begat. Some naems look liek dey r alrdy in lolcat but tehy wer written liek dat. Joos can't speel.



2 male an' female creatd he them, an' blesd them, an' calld their name adam, in da dai when they were creatd.

3 An' adam livd hundrd an' thirty yeers, an' begat son in his own likenes, aftr his image; an' calld his name seth:

4 An' teh dais ov adam aftr he begat seth were 8 hundrd yeers: an' he begat sons an' daughters.

5 An' all teh dais dat adam livd were 9 hundrd an' thirty yeers: an' he did.

6 An' seth livd hundrd an' 5 yeers, an' begat enosh:

7 An' seth livd aftr he begat enosh 8 hundrd an' 7 yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:

8 An' all teh dais ov seth were 9 hundrd an' twelve yeers: an' he did.

9 An' enosh livd ninety yeers, an' begat kenan.

10 An' enosh livd aftr he begat kenan 8 hundrd an' fifteen yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:

11 An' all teh dais ov enosh were 9 hundrd an' 5 yeers: an' he did.

12 An' kenan livd seventy yeers, an' begat mahalalel:

13 An' kenan livd aftr he begat mahalalel 8 hundrd an' forty yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:

14 An' all teh dais ov kenan were 9 hundrd an' 10 yeers: an' he did.

15 An' mahalalel livd sixty an' 5 yeers, an' begat jard:

16 An' mahalalel livd aftr he begat jard 8 hundrd an' thirty yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:

17 An' all teh dais ov mahalalel were 8 hundrd ninety an' 5 yeers: an' he did.

18 An' jard livd hundrd sixty an' 2 yeers, an' begat enoch:

19 An' jard livd aftr he begat enoch 8 hundrd yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:

20 An' all teh dais ov jard were 9 hundrd sixty an' 2 yeers: an' he did.

21 An' enoch livd sixty an' 5 yeers, an' begat methuselah:

22 An' enoch walkd wif gawd aftr he begat methuselah 3 hundrd yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:

23 An' all teh dais ov enoch were 3 hundrd sixty an' 5 yeers:

24 An' enoch walkd wif gawd: an' he wuz not; 4 gawd took him.

25 An' methuselah livd hundrd eighty an' 7 yeers, an' begat lamech:

26 An' methuselah livd aftr he begat lamech 7 hundrd eighty an' 2 yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters.

27 An' all teh dais ov methuselah were 9 hundrd sixty an' 9 yeers: an' he did.

28 An' lamech livd hundrd eighty an' 2 yeers, an' begat son:

29 An' he calld his name noah, sayin, dis same shall comfort us in r werk an' in da toil ov r hanz, which cometh because ov teh ground which jehovah hath cursd.

30 An' lamech livd aftr he begat noah 5 hundrd ninety an' 5 yeers, an' begat sons an' daughters:

31 An' all teh dais ov lamech were 7 hundrd seventy an' 7 yeers: an' he did.

32 An' noah wuz 5 hundrd yeers old: an' noah begat shem, ham, an' japheth.




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