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1 Dis iz teh book ov teh generashuns ov adam. in da dai dat Ceiling Cat creatd visible man, in da likenes ov Ceiling Cat he made him but he didnt gaev him any furz liek teh moocows so he wud has 2 wear cloths & evry1 knoes cats dont liek to wear cloths so that wuz 1 mor mean thing Ceiling Cat did 2 teh peepz.
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===== Frum Adam to Noah =====
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|1= Heerz teh famlee tree of Adam. Wen Ceiling Cat mayd pplz, he mayd them liek him.
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|2= He mayd boiz an gurlz, an givd cheezburgrz, an calld dem Adam wen dey wer mayd. (Nowza borin part. Lotza nummers. U can skip, me no cayr.)
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|3= Wen Adam wuz 130, he had a kitteh namd Seth, aftr his luukz.
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|4= Aftr Seth wuz born, Adam livd 800 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.
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|5= So Adam livd 930 yeers, an he got ded.
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SPOILER ALERT! Ppl gun get begat wich iz bibel speek for havin teh kidz. Some naems look liek dey r alrdy in lolcat but tehy wer ritn liek dat. Teh 1st peepz who rited this bibel cudnt speel cuz dey had funny alfabetz.
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|6= Wen Seth wuz 105, he had a kitteh namd Enos.
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|7= Aftr Enos wuz born, Seth livd 807 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.
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|8= So Seth livd 912 yeerz, an he got ded.
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|9= Wen Enos wuz 90, he had a kitteh namd Cainan.
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|10= Aftr Cainan wuz born, Enos livd 815 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.
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|11= So Seth livd 905 yeerz, an he got ded.
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2 male & female creatd he them, & blesd them, & calld their naim adam, in da dai when they were creatd. teh peeps who rited this bibel wantz to b raely shur u knows ther naim.  
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|12= Wen Cainan wuz 70, he had a kitteh namd Mahalaleel.
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|13= After Mahalaleel wuz born, Cainan livd 840 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.
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|14= So Cainan livd 910 yeerz, an he got ded.
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3 & adam livd 100 & 30 yeers, & begat son in his own likenes, aftr his image; & calld his name seth:
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|15= Wen Mahalaleel wuz 65, he had a kitteh namd Jared.
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|16= After Jared wuz born, Mahalaleel livd 830 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.
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|17= So Mahalaleel livd 895 yeerz, an he got ded.
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4 & teh dais ov adam aftr he begat seth were 800 yeers: & he begat lots ov kidz.
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|18= An jard livd 100 An 60 An 2 yeers, An maded enoch:  
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5 & all teh dais dat adam livd were 900 & 30 yeers: & he got ded.
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|19= An jard livd aftr him maded enoch 800 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz:  
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6 & seth livd 100 & 5 yeers, & begat enosh:  
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|20= An all teh dais ov jard waz 900 An 60 An 2 yeers: An him got ded.
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7 & seth livd aftr he begat enosh 800 & 7 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:  
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|21= An enoch livd 60 An 5 yeers, An maded methuselah:  
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8 & all teh dais ov seth were 900 & 12 yeers: & he got ded.
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|22= An enoch walkd wif Ceiling Cat aftr him maded methuselah 300 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz:  
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9 & enosh livd ninety yeers, & begat kenan.
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|23= An all teh dais ov enoch waz 300 An 60 An 5 yeers:
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10 & enosh livd aftr he begat kenan 800 & 15 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:
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|24= An enoch hung out wif Ceiling Cat alot An him didnt gets ded liek evry1 els. him flyed up in invisibul airplayn 2 b wif Ceiling Cat 4evr.
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11 & all teh dais ov enosh were 900 & 5 yeers: & he got ded.
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|25= An methuselah livd 100 An 80 An 7 yeers, An maded lamech:  
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12 & kenan livd 70 yeers, & begat mahalalel:
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|26= An methuselah livd aftr him maded lamech 700 An 80 An 2 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz.
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13 & kenan livd aftr he begat mahalalel 800 & 40 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:  
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|27= An all teh dais ov methuselah waz 900 An 60 An 9 yeers (srsly!): An him got ded.
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14 & all teh dais ov kenan were 900 & 10 yeers: & he got ded.
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|28= An lamech livd 100 An 80 An 2 yeers, An maded son:  
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15 & mahalalel livd 60 & 5 yeers, & begat jard:
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|29= An him calld hims name noah, sayin, dis cans gived comfort us in r werk An in da toil ov r hanz, which camed becuz ov teh urth Ceiling Cat havded cursd.
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16 & mahalalel livd aftr he begat jard 800 & 30 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:  
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|30= An lamech livd aftr him maded noah 500 An 90 An 5 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz:  
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17 & all teh dais ov mahalalel were 800 ninety & 5 yeers: & he got ded.  
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|31= An all teh dais ov lamech waz 700 An 70 An 7 yeers: An him got ded.  
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18 & jard livd 100 & 60 & 2 yeers, & begat enoch:  
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|32= An noah wuz 500 yeers old: An noah maded shem An ham (who wuz not lunch meet lol) An japheth.
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19 & jard livd aftr he begat enoch 800 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:
 
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20 & all teh dais ov jard were 900 & 60 & 2 yeers: & he got ded.
 
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21 & enoch livd 60 & 5 yeers, & begat methuselah:
 
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22 & enoch walkd wif Ceiling Cat aftr he begat methuselah 300 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:
 
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23 & all teh dais ov enoch were 300 & 60 & 5 yeers:
 
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24 & enoch walkd wif Ceiling Cat: & he wuz not; 4 Ceiling Cat took him.
 
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25 & methuselah livd 100 & 80 & 7 yeers, & begat lamech:
 
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26 & methuselah livd aftr he begat lamech 700 & 80 & 2 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz.
 
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27 & all teh dais ov methuselah were 900 & 60 & 9 yeers: & he got ded.
 
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28 & lamech livd 100 & 80 & 2 yeers, & begat son:
 
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29 & he calld his name noah, sayin, dis same shall comfort us in r werk & in da toil ov r hanz, which cometh because ov teh ground which Ceiling Cat hath cursd.
 
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30 & lamech livd aftr he begat noah 500 & 90 & 5 yeers, & begat lots ov kidz:
 
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31 & all teh dais ov lamech were 700 & 70 & 7 yeers: & he got ded.
 
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32 & noah wuz 500 yeers old: & noah begat shem, ham, & japheth.
 
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Latest revision as of 18:57, 17 September 2011

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Frum Adam to Noah

1 Heerz teh famlee tree of Adam. Wen Ceiling Cat mayd pplz, he mayd them liek him.2 He mayd boiz an gurlz, an givd cheezburgrz, an calld dem Adam wen dey wer mayd. (Nowza borin part. Lotza nummers. U can skip, me no cayr.)

3 Wen Adam wuz 130, he had a kitteh namd Seth, aftr his luukz.4 Aftr Seth wuz born, Adam livd 800 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.5 So Adam livd 930 yeers, an he got ded.

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6 Wen Seth wuz 105, he had a kitteh namd Enos.7 Aftr Enos wuz born, Seth livd 807 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.8 So Seth livd 912 yeerz, an he got ded.

9 Wen Enos wuz 90, he had a kitteh namd Cainan.10 Aftr Cainan wuz born, Enos livd 815 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.11 So Seth livd 905 yeerz, an he got ded.

12 Wen Cainan wuz 70, he had a kitteh namd Mahalaleel.13 After Mahalaleel wuz born, Cainan livd 840 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.14 So Cainan livd 910 yeerz, an he got ded.

15 Wen Mahalaleel wuz 65, he had a kitteh namd Jared.16 After Jared wuz born, Mahalaleel livd 830 mor yeerz. He had boiz an gurlz too.17 So Mahalaleel livd 895 yeerz, an he got ded.

18 An jard livd 100 An 60 An 2 yeers, An maded enoch:19 An jard livd aftr him maded enoch 800 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz:20 An all teh dais ov jard waz 900 An 60 An 2 yeers: An him got ded.

21 An enoch livd 60 An 5 yeers, An maded methuselah:22 An enoch walkd wif Ceiling Cat aftr him maded methuselah 300 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz:23 An all teh dais ov enoch waz 300 An 60 An 5 yeers:24 An enoch hung out wif Ceiling Cat alot An him didnt gets ded liek evry1 els. him flyed up in invisibul airplayn 2 b wif Ceiling Cat 4evr.

25 An methuselah livd 100 An 80 An 7 yeers, An maded lamech:26 An methuselah livd aftr him maded lamech 700 An 80 An 2 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz.27 An all teh dais ov methuselah waz 900 An 60 An 9 yeers (srsly!): An him got ded.

28 An lamech livd 100 An 80 An 2 yeers, An maded son:29 An him calld hims name noah, sayin, dis cans gived comfort us in r werk An in da toil ov r hanz, which camed becuz ov teh urth Ceiling Cat havded cursd.30 An lamech livd aftr him maded noah 500 An 90 An 5 yeers, An maded lotsa kidz:31 An all teh dais ov lamech waz 700 An 70 An 7 yeers: An him got ded.

32 An noah wuz 500 yeers old: An noah maded shem An ham (who wuz not lunch meet lol) An japheth.

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