Genesis 44

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1 An he tellz hiz butler d00d fill up evry1s bukkit wif foodz An catnipz An stufz An put evry1s moneyz bak in teh bukkitz 2.2 An put my favorit silver cup in teh kidbros bukkit wif hiz moneyz An he sed k.

3 An in teh mornin all teh bros sed thx 4 all teh cheezburgrs An cookiez An cornz An catnipz An lunchz An stufz, cul8r bai.4 An aftr dey left Joseph sed 2 his cheef of poleesez, u goez after htose hebroo d00ds An say wtf, y u duz wikkid evil ting, u ben raedin wikkidpedia or wot?5 did u steelz bosscats favrit silver cup wen u wuz in hiz base eatin ur lunchs? iz wikkid An evil An ur Ceiling Cat sez u no steelz stuf form ppl, rite?.

6 An he catchs up wif tehm An sed wot bosscat joseph sed.7 An they sed wait a minit, wtf he sez taht 4? Ceiling Cat sez u no steelz stuffs form teh peepz An we r gud minz An we duz wot Ceiling Cat sez.8 rmember we wuz in ur egypt byin ur foodz b4 An we finded teh moneyz in teh bukkits wif teh foodz An we brot it bak An sed 2 bosscat u can has 2x teh moneyz k? y u tink we steelz form bosscat?9 look in all our bukkitz An if u findz it u can pwnz who evr haz it An u can puts us bak in teh dunjon k?.

10 An he sed I iz not mean d00d so i jus puts teh 1 who stol it bak in teh prison An all u othr d00dz can goes bak 2 ur old manz base k?

11 tehn dey opend up all teh bukkits An stufz so teh cheef ov poleesez cud seez.12 An he finded teh silvr cup in benjamins bukkit.13 den dey got all skeerd An took all teh foodz An catnipz An stufz bak 2 teh city.

14 An all teh bros went 2 josephs base An dey bowed down 2 him cuz dey wer skeerd An dey didnt wants bosscat joseph 2 be all pissed off cuz taht wud rly suxx. srsly.15 An Joseph sed wtf u did? dont u knos i iz majik d00d An can seez stuff liek taht?

16 An Judah sed we no steelz nething An u gotz 2 bleev us. Ceiling Cat knos wot happnd An if we steelz nethin u can pwnz us or puts us bak in teh dunjun or wotevr.

17 An Joseph sed ur Ceiling Cat tellz me not 2 pwnz u. but teh d00d wot steeld my favrit cup haz 2 goes 2 teh prison An teh rest of u can goes bak 2 ur old manz base.

18 den Judah sed i can tellz u sumthin pls? An pls dont get all pissed off An stufz cuz i knos u r big bosscat almos liek pharo An I dont want to b rood or nethin.19 rmembr u axt us if we haz othr bros An if our old man wuz stil aliev?20 An we sed our old man iz stil aliev An we hav a kid bro An his otehr bro who haz teh same momcat got ded long tiem ago An he iz teh only 1 who has teh same momcat An our old man rly luvs him alot. srsly.

21 An u tellz us bring him here 2 my base cuz i wantz 2 seez him.22 An we sed we no can do taht cuz our old man wud be so sad An stufs taht he can has hart attacx or sumthin An get ded.23 An u sed if we duznt brngz our kidbro bak 2 ur base den we no can com bak An we no can has mor cheezburgrz An cookies An cornz An catmipz An stufz24 An wen we wnet bak 2 our old manz base we told him wot u sed An he wuz all skeerd An stuffz An sez i no can lets him goes cuz sum1 mite pwnz him or crocodielz or lions or lolrusz mite eatz him.

25 An tehn l8r he sed 2 us go bak 2 egyptz An say we can has mor cheezburgrs An cookies An cornz An catnipz An stufs?.26 An we sed we no can goes bak tehre cuz teh bosscat wuz mean d00d An he sed if u no brngz ur kidbro 2 my base i no talkz 2 u, go wai.

27 An our old man sed 2 us hiz momcat only had 2 kidz,28 An 1 of tehm iz gon An i think sum1 pwnzd him or he got eated by crocodiel or lion or lolruz An dat wuz long tiem ago.29 An if his kid bro getz ded i wil be so sad An emo An stuffz, i can has hart attackxxz An stuf An get ded.

30 so if benjamin no can goes bak 2 our old manz base, our old man mite can has hart atakxs An get ded cuz he luvz him so much. srsly.31 An we tink ov him getin ded An we say DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!32 so i sed to our old man i wil taeks caer ov him An if he getz ded u can pwnz me or wot evr.

33 so pls trhow me in teh prison insted An let our kid bro go back to our old mans base.34 see i no can goes bak to our old manz base if our kid bro no can goes 2. cus liek i jus sed our old man can has hart attakxxxz An get ded An DO NOT WANT!!!!11!!!!

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