Genesis 43

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1 An tehr wuz lotz of hungryz An starvashuns An stuf An no cheezburgrz An no cookies 4 long tiem.
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2 An l8r wen dey had eated up all teh fudz dey got form egypt, jacob sed 2 his kidz go bak 2 egypt An say we can has mor cheezburgrz An cookies An stuff?.
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3 An Judah sed rmembr, teh bosscat ov egypt wuz mean d00d An he sed if we no brngz our kidbro wif us, we no can goes bak An we no can haz cheezburgrz An cookies An stufz.
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4 but if our kid bro comz wif us iz k, we can haz cheezburgrz An cookies An cornz An katf00dz An catnipz An stufz.
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5 but liek i jus sed teh mean bosscat d00d sez, if ben dosent com wif us we no can goes bak.
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6 An Israel whos rael naim wuz jacob sed wtf u st00pid n00bz, y u tellz bosscat u haz othr bro?
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7 An dey sed teh bosscat axt us bout our famly An wantd 2 kno if our old manz wuz aliev or not An if we haz nothr bro An stuf An we sed yes cuz Ceiling Cat sez u no tellz lies speshly 2 bosscat. An we didnt kno bosscat wud tellz us bring ur otehr bro 2 my base or u no can haz cheezburgrs An cookies An stufz. srsly.
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8 An Judah sed pls letz us taek him wif us so we can has mor cheezburgrz An cookiez An stufz, An us An u An our momcatz An our wiefs An our kidz An all teh kittehs wont be all hungry An starvin An gettin ded An stufs.
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9 I wil taekz care ov him An bringz him rite bak 2 u. An if I duznt brngz him bak all saef An stuffs tehn u can pwnz me or wot evr.
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10 see, if we tookz him wif us b4 we cud alrdy haz mor cheezburgrz An cookies An stuffz.
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11 An jacob sed k, but taek sum ov our stufz bak 2 teh bosscat, liek nutz An spicez An teh weedz dat iz liek catnipz 4 peepz so he wont b all pissed off An stuffs.
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12 An taek all teh moneyz bak 2, mai b sum1 4got 2 taek it b4.
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13 An letz ben go bak 2 egyptz wif u:
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14 An i wil axt Ceiling Cat Almighty 2 mek bosscat not b mean d00d An letz all ov u comz bak saef. If u getz pwnzd i wil be all sad An emo An can haz hart atacxx An stufz but wtf if u duznt go i wil getz ded form hungrz An starvashunz newai. cul8r bai.
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15 An dey tuk all dat stufs An 2x teh moneyz An sed gon 2 egypt brb k bai An dey went bak 2 seez bosscat joseph.
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16 An when joseph seez all hiz broz An evn hiz kidbro, he sed 2 hiz butler d00d, u taekz htese hebroo d00dz bak 2 my base An mekz sum cheezburgrz An cookies An stufs cuz iz lunch tiem An dese menz iz can haz lunch wif me.
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17 An teh butlr d00d sed k cul8r bai An taekz all teh bros to josephs base.
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18 An all teh bros wuz skeerd An they sed oh noes, bosscat iz mean d00d An mai b he knos bout teh moneyz wut wuz wif teh f00dz wehn we wnet bak 2 our base An mai b he wil getz teh cheef of poleesez 2 trhow us bak in teh dunjun An taht wil rly suxxz. srsly.
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19 An dey wuz skeerd to goes in josephs base An dey stayd outsied wif teh butlr d00d.
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|1=An tehr wuz lotz of hungryz an starvashuns an stuf an no cheezburgrz an no cookies 4 long tiem.
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|2=An l8r wen dey had eated up all teh fudz dey got form egypt, jacob sed 2 his kidz go bak 2 egypt an say we can has mor cheezburgrz an cookies an stuff?.
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20 An dey sed we wuz in ur egypt buyin ur foodz b4 An den we went bak 2 our base.
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|3=An Judah sed rmembr, teh bosscat ov egypt wuz mean d00d an he sed if we no brngz our kidbro wif us, we no can goes bak an we no can haz cheezburgrz an cookies an stufz.
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|4=but if our kid bro comz wif us iz k, we can haz cheezburgrz an cookies an cornz an katf00dz an catnipz an stufz.
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|5=but liek i jus sed teh mean bosscat d00d sez, if ben dosent com wif us we no can goes bak.
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21 An wen it wuz lunch tiem we wuz getin out teh cheezburgrz An cookies An stufs An sed wtf we haz a money! An we thot sum1 forgot 2 taek it b4 so we brot it bak An bosscat can haz 2x teh moneyz kkkk?
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|6=An Israel whos rael naim wuz jacob sed wtf u st00pid n00bz, y u tellz bosscat u haz othr bro?
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22 cuz we r gud menz An dosent kno who puts teh moneyz bak in our bukkits An we didnt steelz nethin.
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|7=An dey sed teh bosscat axt us bout our famly an wantd 2 kno if our old manz wuz aliev or not an if we haz nothr bro an stuf an we sed yes cuz Ceiling Cat sez u no tellz lies speshly 2 bosscat. An we didnt kno bosscat wud tellz us bring ur otehr bro 2 my base or u no can haz cheezburgrs an cookies an stufz. srsly.
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23 An teh butlr sed dont wry, ur Ceiling Cat tellz me put teh moneyz bak in tehr wif teh foodz An i sed k. An he sed simeon com out here ur bros iz her An he sed k.
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|8=An Judah sed pls letz us taek him wif us so we can has mor cheezburgrz an cookiez an stufz, an us an yu an our momcatz an our wiefs an our kidz an all teh kittehs wont be all hungry an starvin an gettin ded an stufs.
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|9=I wil taekz care ov him an bringz him rite bak 2 u. An if I duznt brngz him bak all saef an stuffs tehn u can pwnz me or wot evr.
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|10=see, if we tookz him wif us b4 we cud alrdy haz mor cheezburgrz an cookies an stuffz.
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24 An teh butlr d00d sed u all comz in teh base An u can has baffz An stuffz An dey sed k thx cuz dey wuz all drty An dey liekd baffs. An he tellz his peepz to giv tehr donkeyz sum foodz but not cheezburgrz An cookies cuz donkyz duznt lik cheezbugrz An cookiez An dey sed DO NOT WANT!!!!!!1!1! so dey can haz gras An stuf but dey cant haz catnipz cuz taht iz blong 2 Ceiling Cat.
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|11=An jacob sed k, but taek sum ov our stufz bak 2 teh bosscat, liek nutz an spicez an teh weedz dat iz liek catnipz 4 peepz so he wont b all pissed off an stuffs.
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|12=An taek all teh moneyz bak 2, mai b sum1 4got 2 taek it b4.
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|13=An letz ben go bak 2 Egyptz wif u:
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|14=An i wil axt Ceiling Cat Almighty 2 mek bosscat not b mean d00d an letz all ov u comz bak saef. If u getz pwnzd i wil be all sad an emo an can haz hart atacxx an stufz but wtf if u duznt go i wil getz ded form hungrz an starvashunz newai. cul8r bai.
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25 An teh butler d00d sez iz lunch tiem An u can haz cheezburgrz An cookies An stuf An dey sed kewl, thx.
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|15=An dey tuk all dat stufs an 2x teh moneyz an sed gon 2 egypt brb k bai an dey went bak 2 seez bosscat joseph.
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|16=An when joseph seez all hiz broz an evn hiz kidbro, he sed 2 hiz butler d00d, u taekz htese hebroo d00dz bak 2 my base an mekz sum cheezburgrz an cookies an stufs cuz iz lunch tiem an dese menz iz can haz lunch wif me.
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26 An Joseph cam bak 2 hiz base An dey gaev him all teh nutz An spicez An weedz taht iz liek catnipz 4 peepz An bowed down 2 him again cuz dat wuz how peepz use 2 sho respeckz 4 bosscats bak in teh dai.
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|17=An teh butlr d00d sed k cul8r bai an taekz all teh bros to josephs base.
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|18=An all teh bros wuz skeerd an they sed oh noes, bosscat iz mean d00d an mai b he knos bout teh moneyz wut wuz wif teh f00dz wehn we wnet bak 2 our base an mai b he wil getz teh cheef of poleesez 2 trhow us bak in teh dunjun an taht wil rly suxxz. srsly.
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27 An he axt dem how r u doin An howz ur old man An is he stil aliev.
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|19=An dey wuz skeerd to goes in josephs base an dey stayd outsied wif teh butlr d00d.
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|20=An dey sed we wuz in ur egypt buyin ur foodz b4 an den we went bak 2 our base.
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|21=An wen it wuz lunch tiem we wuz getin out teh cheezburgrz an cookies an stufs an sed wtf we haz a money! An we thot sum1 forgot 2 taek it b4 so we brot it bak anbosscat can haz 2x teh moneyz kkkk?
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|22=cuz we r gud menz an dosent kno who puts teh moneyz bak in our bukkits an we didnt steelz nethin.
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28 An dey sed he iz ok jus hungryz An stuf liek all teh otehr ppl An they bowed down 2 him again cuz dey wuz all skeerd An stuf.
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|23=An teh butlr sed dont wry, ur Ceiling Cat tellz me put teh moneyz bak in tehr wif teh foodz an i sed k. An he sed simeon com out here ur bros iz her an he sed k.
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29 An tehn he seez hiz kidbro wut hadz teh same momcat An axt is htis ur kid bro An he sed dont wry, Ceiling Cat taekz caer ov u An no letz ne1 pwnz u.
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|24=An teh butlr d00d sed u all comz in teh base an u can has baffz an stuffz an dey sed k thx cuz dey wuz all drty an dey liekd baffs. An he tellz his peepz to giv tehr donkeyz sum foodz but not cheezburgrz an cookies cuz donkyz duznt lik cheezbugrz an cookiez an dey sed DO NOT WANT!!!!!!1!1! so dey can haz gras an stuf but dey cant haz catnipz cuz taht iz blong 2 Ceiling Cat.
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|25=An teh butler d00d sez iz lunch tiem an u can haz cheezburgrz an cookies an stuf an dey sed kewl, thx.
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30 An Joseph sed xqz me gotz to go 2 sandbockz brb An he went An got all emo An cryed An stuff.
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|26=An Joseph cam bak 2 hiz base an dey gaev him all teh nutz an spicez an weedz taht iz liek catnip= 4 peepz an bowed down 2 him again cuz dat wuz how peepz use 2 sho respeckz 4 bosscats bak in teh dai.
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|27=An he axt dem how r u doin an howz ur old man an is he stil aliev.
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31 An he cam bak An sed itz lunch tiem An we can haz cheezburgrz An cookiez An stufz.
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|28=An dey sed he iz ok jus hungryz an stuf liek all teh otehr ppl an they bowed down 2 him again cuz dey wuz all skeerd an stuf.
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32 An they eated tehr lunchz.
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|29=An tehn he seez hiz kidbro wut hadz teh same momcat an axt is htis ur kid bro an he sed dont wry, Ceiling Cat taekz caer ov u an no letz ne1 pwnz u.
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|30=An Joseph sed xqz me gotz to go 2 sandbockz brb an he went an got all emo an cryed an stuff.
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33 An all teh bros sed w00t, bosscat duznt be mean d00d An tihs iz rly gud fudz An we can eatz lunch wif bosscat An how kewl iz taht? 4 rael.
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|31=An he cam bak an sed itz lunch tiem an we can haz cheezburgrz an cookiez an stufz.
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34 An joseph gaev evry1 lotz of fudz An stuffz but he gaev teh most foodz 2 benjamin cuz he raely liekd him alot. An dey can haz wien An cakez An icecereemz An stuffz liek it waz burfdai prty or sumthin An dey wuz all happy An stufs cuz bosscat didnt pwnzd tehm or trhowz dem in teh dunjun An othr mean stuff.
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|32=An they eated tehr lunchz.
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|33=An all teh bros sed w00t, bosscat duznt be mean d00d an tihs iz rly gud fudz an we can eatz lunch wif bosscat an how kewl iz taht? 4 rael.
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|34=An joseph gaev evry1 lotz of fudz an stuffz but he gaev teh most foodz 2 benjamin cuz he raely liekd him alot. an dey can haz wien an cakez an icecereemz an stuffz liek it waz burfdai prty or sumthin an dey wuz all happy an stufs cuz bosscat didnt pwnzd tehm or trhowz dem in teh dunjun an othr mean stuff.
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Bak 2 Egypt

1 An tehr wuz lotz of hungryz an starvashuns an stuf an no cheezburgrz an no cookies 4 long tiem.2 An l8r wen dey had eated up all teh fudz dey got form egypt, jacob sed 2 his kidz go bak 2 egypt an say we can has mor cheezburgrz an cookies an stuff?.

3 An Judah sed rmembr, teh bosscat ov egypt wuz mean d00d an he sed if we no brngz our kidbro wif us, we no can goes bak an we no can haz cheezburgrz an cookies an stufz.4 but if our kid bro comz wif us iz k, we can haz cheezburgrz an cookies an cornz an katf00dz an catnipz an stufz.5 but liek i jus sed teh mean bosscat d00d sez, if ben dosent com wif us we no can goes bak.

6 An Israel whos rael naim wuz jacob sed wtf u st00pid n00bz, y u tellz bosscat u haz othr bro?

7 An dey sed teh bosscat axt us bout our famly an wantd 2 kno if our old manz wuz aliev or not an if we haz nothr bro an stuf an we sed yes cuz Ceiling Cat sez u no tellz lies speshly 2 bosscat. An we didnt kno bosscat wud tellz us bring ur otehr bro 2 my base or u no can haz cheezburgrs an cookies an stufz. srsly.

8 An Judah sed pls letz us taek him wif us so we can has mor cheezburgrz an cookiez an stufz, an us an yu an our momcatz an our wiefs an our kidz an all teh kittehs wont be all hungry an starvin an gettin ded an stufs.9 I wil taekz care ov him an bringz him rite bak 2 u. An if I duznt brngz him bak all saef an stuffs tehn u can pwnz me or wot evr.10 see, if we tookz him wif us b4 we cud alrdy haz mor cheezburgrz an cookies an stuffz.

11 An jacob sed k, but taek sum ov our stufz bak 2 teh bosscat, liek nutz an spicez an teh weedz dat iz liek catnipz 4 peepz so he wont b all pissed off an stuffs.12 An taek all teh moneyz bak 2, mai b sum1 4got 2 taek it b4.13 An letz ben go bak 2 Egyptz wif u:14 An i wil axt Ceiling Cat Almighty 2 mek bosscat not b mean d00d an letz all ov u comz bak saef. If u getz pwnzd i wil be all sad an emo an can haz hart atacxx an stufz but wtf if u duznt go i wil getz ded form hungrz an starvashunz newai. cul8r bai.

15 An dey tuk all dat stufs an 2x teh moneyz an sed gon 2 egypt brb k bai an dey went bak 2 seez bosscat joseph.16 An when joseph seez all hiz broz an evn hiz kidbro, he sed 2 hiz butler d00d, u taekz htese hebroo d00dz bak 2 my base an mekz sum cheezburgrz an cookies an stufs cuz iz lunch tiem an dese menz iz can haz lunch wif me.

17 An teh butlr d00d sed k cul8r bai an taekz all teh bros to josephs base.18 An all teh bros wuz skeerd an they sed oh noes, bosscat iz mean d00d an mai b he knos bout teh moneyz wut wuz wif teh f00dz wehn we wnet bak 2 our base an mai b he wil getz teh cheef of poleesez 2 trhow us bak in teh dunjun an taht wil rly suxxz. srsly.

19 An dey wuz skeerd to goes in josephs base an dey stayd outsied wif teh butlr d00d.20 An dey sed we wuz in ur egypt buyin ur foodz b4 an den we went bak 2 our base.21 An wen it wuz lunch tiem we wuz getin out teh cheezburgrz an cookies an stufs an sed wtf we haz a money! An we thot sum1 forgot 2 taek it b4 so we brot it bak anbosscat can haz 2x teh moneyz kkkk?22 cuz we r gud menz an dosent kno who puts teh moneyz bak in our bukkits an we didnt steelz nethin.

23 An teh butlr sed dont wry, ur Ceiling Cat tellz me put teh moneyz bak in tehr wif teh foodz an i sed k. An he sed simeon com out here ur bros iz her an he sed k.

24 An teh butlr d00d sed u all comz in teh base an u can has baffz an stuffz an dey sed k thx cuz dey wuz all drty an dey liekd baffs. An he tellz his peepz to giv tehr donkeyz sum foodz but not cheezburgrz an cookies cuz donkyz duznt lik cheezbugrz an cookiez an dey sed DO NOT WANT!!!!!!1!1! so dey can haz gras an stuf but dey cant haz catnipz cuz taht iz blong 2 Ceiling Cat.25 An teh butler d00d sez iz lunch tiem an u can haz cheezburgrz an cookies an stuf an dey sed kewl, thx.

26 An Joseph cam bak 2 hiz base an dey gaev him all teh nutz an spicez an weedz taht iz liek catnip= 4 peepz an bowed down 2 him again cuz dat wuz how peepz use 2 sho respeckz 4 bosscats bak in teh dai.27 An he axt dem how r u doin an howz ur old man an is he stil aliev.

28 An dey sed he iz ok jus hungryz an stuf liek all teh otehr ppl an they bowed down 2 him again cuz dey wuz all skeerd an stuf.

29 An tehn he seez hiz kidbro wut hadz teh same momcat an axt is htis ur kid bro an he sed dont wry, Ceiling Cat taekz caer ov u an no letz ne1 pwnz u.30 An Joseph sed xqz me gotz to go 2 sandbockz brb an he went an got all emo an cryed an stuff.

31 An he cam bak an sed itz lunch tiem an we can haz cheezburgrz an cookiez an stufz.

32 An they eated tehr lunchz.33 An all teh bros sed w00t, bosscat duznt be mean d00d an tihs iz rly gud fudz an we can eatz lunch wif bosscat an how kewl iz taht? 4 rael.34 An joseph gaev evry1 lotz of fudz an stuffz but he gaev teh most foodz 2 benjamin cuz he raely liekd him alot. an dey can haz wien an cakez an icecereemz an stuffz liek it waz burfdai prty or sumthin an dey wuz all happy an stufs cuz bosscat didnt pwnzd tehm or trhowz dem in teh dunjun an othr mean stuff.

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