Genesis 4

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26 An' 2 seth, 2 him also thar wuz born son; an' he calld his name enosh. den began men 2 call upon teh name ov jehovah.
26 An' 2 seth, 2 him also thar wuz born son; an' he calld his name enosh. den began men 2 call upon teh name ov jehovah.
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1 An' teh man knew eve his wife; an' she conceivd, an' bare cain, an' said, i has gotten man wif teh halp ov jehovah.

2 An' again she bare his brothr abel. an' abel wuz keepr ov sheep, but cain wuz tillr ov teh ground.

3 An' in proces ov time it came 2 pas, dat cain brought ov teh fruit ov teh ground an offerin unto jehovah.

4 An' abel, he also brought ov teh firstlings ov his flock an' ov teh fat thereof. an' jehovah had respect unto abel an' 2 his offerin:

5 But unto cain an' 2 his offerin he had not respect. an' cain wuz vry wroth, an' his countenance fell.

6 An' jehovah said unto cain, y art thou wroth? an' y iz thy countenance fallen?

7 If thou doest well, shall it not b liftd up? an' if thou doest not well, sin coucheth at teh door: an' unto thee shall b its desire, but do thou rule ovar it.

8 An' cain told abel his brothr. an' it came 2 pas, when they were in da field, dat cain rose up against abel his brothr, an' slew him.

9 An' jehovah said unto cain, where iz abel thy brothr? an' he said, i knoe not: iz i meh brothr's keepr?

10 An' he said, wat hast thou dun? teh voice ov thy brothr's blood crieth unto me fum teh ground.

11 An' nao cursd art thou fum teh ground, which hath opend its mouth 2 receiv thy brothr's blood fum thy hand;

12 When thou tillest teh ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee its strength; fugitiv an' wanderr shalt thou b in da earth.

13 An' cain said unto jehovah, meh punishment iz greatr than i can bear.

14 Behold, thou hast driven me out dis dai fum teh face ov teh ground; an' fum thy face shall i b hid; an' i shall b fugitiv an' wanderr in da earth; an' it will come 2 pas, dat whosoevr findeth me will slay me.

15 An' jehovah said unto him, therefore whosoevr slayeth cain, vengeance shall b taken on him sevenfold. an' jehovah appointd sign 4 cain, lest any findin him should smite him.

16 An' cain went out fum teh presence ov jehovah, an' dwelt in da land ov nod, on teh east ov eden.

17 An' cain knew his wife; an' she conceivd, an' bare enoch: an' he buildd city, an' calld teh name ov teh city, aftr teh name ov his son, enoch.

18 An' unto enoch wuz born irad: an' irad begat mehujael: an' mehujael begat methushael; an' methushael begat lamech.

19 An' lamech took unto him 2 wivez: teh name ov teh wan wuz adah, an' teh name ov teh othr zillah.

20 An' adah bare jabal: he wuz teh fathr ov such as dwell in tents an' has cattle.

21 An' his brothr's name wuz jubal: he wuz teh fathr ov all such as handle teh harp an' pipe.

22 An' zillah, she also bare tubal-cain, teh forgr ov every cuttin instrument ov bras an' iron: an' teh sistr ov tubal-cain wuz naamah.

23 An' lamech said unto his wivez: adah an' zillah, hear meh voice; ye wivez ov lamech, hearken unto meh speech: 4 i has slain man 4 woundin me, an' young man 4 bruisin me:

24 If cain shall b avengd sevenfold, truly lamech seventy an' sevenfold.

25 An' adam knew his wife again; an' she bare son, an' calld his name seth. 4, said she, gawd hath appointd me anothr sed instead ov abel; 4 cain slew him.

26 An' 2 seth, 2 him also thar wuz born son; an' he calld his name enosh. den began men 2 call upon teh name ov jehovah.

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