From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 Rachel has INVISIBLE DIAPHRAM n sez Jacob "Gimmeh babies or I go ded".
2 Jacob sez "I no can see INVISIBLE DIAPHRAM, WTF?"
3 She sez "do PENIS GOES WHERE on Bilhah, my GF K?"
14 When Reuben wuz harvestin wheat he find cookiez, He gived teh delicious cookiez to hiz mom Leah, Rachel sez "CAN I HAS delicious cookiez?"
15 Leah sez "YOU CAN NO HAS my cookiez as I can no do PENIS GOES WHERE? with Jacob"
- Rachel sez "U can do PENIS GOES WHERE if I can has delicious cookiez"
16 Jacob cums home, n Leah sez "I DO WANT PENIS GOES WHERE?, I paid 4U with delicious cookiez". Jacob did PENIS GOES WHERE?
17 Ceiling cat wuz watchin from hiz hole n removed INVISIBLE DIAPHRAM, so Leah gots teh preggerz.18 Leah sez "Ceiling cat iz happy when I gives Jacob my GF Zilpah" so when she ploop out boy, she names him Issachar.
21 Later she ploop out gurl called Dinah
31 "Whut U want?" he ask.
- "DO NOT WANT. but if U do this, I keep bein on ur land, watchin ur sheepz32 "Lemme takes all polkadotted n dark sheepz n goatze 4 mai monies.33 If U evar see a white sheepz or goatz from me, means I stoled it from U"
37 He maek stripey wood by peelin barks off branchez,38 He putted stripey wood ovar waterz so when sheepz see stripeys when they do39 PENIS GOES WHERE? n all teh babeis came out stripey.40 he tooked all the stripeyz.41 He did this 4 teh strong animules42 n not 4 the weak animulez, so Jacob CAN HAS all the stong 1s43 Jacob got teh rich n CAN HAS large flockz n servents n sheeps n donkies n camulels.
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