From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 Isaac gived Jacob much cheezburgerz n sed "U no do PENIS GOES WHERE? wif Canaanite woman2 GTFO 2 Paddan Aram where U grandpop livez, n marry 1 uv ur cousinz"3 Ceiling cat maek shur she no has INVISIBLE DIAPHRAM so she meak a hole town o kidz.4 Ceiling cat will giv U all cheeszburgerz n landz 2."5 Isaac sez "GTFO KTHXBAI"
Jacob HAS A Dream at Bethel
10 Jacob GTFO Beersheba n goed to Haran11 he stopped whun it got darkiez n sleeped on a rock12 he had-ed a dream; he saw teh stairway to heaven n there wuz lotz of kitteh on it13 n up top lookin out from a hole in teh ceiling wuz Ceiling Cat he sez "I R Ceiling Cat, Watchin U Dreamz. U CAN HAS the land wheres U be sleepin"14 Ur DNA gonna be leik radioactive fallout, Ur gonna be everywhar, n U all CAN HAS CHEEZBURGERZ"15 I R Ceiling Cat, Watchin U wander n I maek sure U dont get losted."
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