Genesis 18

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|16=N teh 3 men were liek "Kthxbai" and Abraham went wit dem
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|16=An teh three men wur liek "kthxbai" and Abraham went wif dem
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|17=Ceiling Cat sed "shud I tel Abraham wat I'm gon do,
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|17=Ceiling Cat sed "shud I tel Abraham wut I is gon do,
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|18=Cuz he iz cool, and he iz gonna b grate nashun, and all nashuns r gonna has cheezburger cuz of him?
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|18=Cuz he iz cool, and he iz will be graet nayshun, and all nayshuns ar gonna can has cheezburger cuz of him?
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|19=Cuz I choes him so he n his kittehs coud say liek 'Cieling Cat iz cool, srsly'"
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|19=Cuz I choes him so he an his kittehs cud say liek 'Ceiling Cat ar cool, srsly'"
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|20=So Ceiling Cat sed "Sodom n Gomorrah suxz0rz, liek, srsly"
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|20=So Ceiling Cat sed "Sodom an Gomorrah sux, liek, srsly"
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|21="Im gonna chekc it out n see"
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|21="I is gonna can has chek it out an see"
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|22=So the doodz went to Sodom, but Ceiling Cat waz stil wit Abraham, k?
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|22=So teh men went tu Sodom, but Ceiling Cat wuz stil wif Abraham, k?
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|23=Abraham waz liek "OMFG, u srsly gonna kill teh good ppl wit teh bad ppl!?"
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|23=Abraham wuz liek "omg, u srsly gonna kill teh gud peepul wif teh bad peepul!?"
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|24="Wat if thers 50 good ppl? U stil gonna pwn it?"
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|24="Wut if thers fifteh gud peepul? U stil gonna pwn it?"
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|26=So Ceiling Cat waz liek "k if iz 50 ppl i wont pwn it"
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|26=So Ceiling Cat waz liek "k if iz fifteh peepul i wont pwn it"
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|27=N Abraham waz liek "OMG, i sux, but
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|27=An Abraham waz liek "omg, i sux, but
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|28=wat if has 45 good ppl?" N Ceiling Cat sed "ill not pwn if has 45"
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|28=wut if has fortee fy-uv good peepul?" an Ceiling Cat sed "i will not has pwn if has forteh-fiev"
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|29=N Abraham was liek "wat bout 40???" an Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has 40"
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|29=An Abraham was liek "wut bout forteh?" an Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has forteh"
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|30=And Abraham sed "k, dont b mad or shred me, but wat if has 30?" and Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has 30"
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|30=An Abraham sed "k, dont b mad or shred meh, but wut if has thurteh?" an Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has thurteh"
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|31=And Abraham sed "OMG, but wat if has 20?" and Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has 20"
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|31=An Abraham sed "OMG, but wut if has twunteh?" and Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has twunteh"
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|32=And Abraham sed "k, dont b mad, thsi is last tiem I promiz, but wat if has 10?" and Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has 10. srsly"
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|32=An Abraham sed "k, dont b mad, thsi is last tiem I prawmiss, but wut if has ten?" and Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has ten. srsly"
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|33=And thei wer both liek "Kthxbai"
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|33=An tehy wur both liek "kthxbai"
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Revision as of 06:31, 20 October 2009

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Sarah LOLZ, Abraham pesters Cieling Cat

1 Nao Abraham waz rlxn an Ceiling Cat waz liek "O hai"2 But wehn Abraham waz liek "o hai" ther waz 3 doodz and he waz leik "WTF" n he pwned hisself

3 He sed "D00d, Srsly, hang out4 You can has water and rest5 And you can haz cheezburgr." And 3 doodz sed "we can has!"

6 so Abraham went to Sarah and waz liek "Mek som cookehs!"

7 And he went to hiz moocowz and made teh best one teh ded 4 to eat8 And he sed to 3 doodz "here, you can has"

9 N tehy wer liek "Wher ur woman?" And Abraham sed "ovar ther"

10 N sed "Srsly, when we com bak she gonna be teh preggers" Adn Sarah herd this11 BTW: Abraham n Sarah wer teh OLD, Srsly, and Sarah waz to old 4 teh babyz. Titzorz at da bell-e buttin.12 And Sarah LOLed and waz liek "WTF!? NO WAI! WE R TEH OLD!!11 LOL"

13 And TEH D00D sed 2 Abraham "WTF, Y she LOLed?14 Nothin iz inposbell 4 Ceiling Cat, srsly, she gon be teh preggers!"

15 And Sarah waz liek "I no LOLed" Ann he waz liek "yea u did"

Abraham Askx Ceiling Cat tu Be Naice tu Sodom

16 An teh three men wur liek "kthxbai" and Abraham went wif dem17 Ceiling Cat sed "shud I tel Abraham wut I is gon do,18 Cuz he iz cool, and he iz will be graet nayshun, and all nayshuns ar gonna can has cheezburger cuz of him?19 Cuz I choes him so he an his kittehs cud say liek 'Ceiling Cat ar cool, srsly'"

20 So Ceiling Cat sed "Sodom an Gomorrah sux, liek, srsly"21 "I is gonna can has chek it out an see"

22 So teh men went tu Sodom, but Ceiling Cat wuz stil wif Abraham, k?23 Abraham wuz liek "omg, u srsly gonna kill teh gud peepul wif teh bad peepul!?"24 "Wut if thers fifteh gud peepul? U stil gonna pwn it?"25 "WEAK"

26 So Ceiling Cat waz liek "k if iz fifteh peepul i wont pwn it"

27 An Abraham waz liek "omg, i sux, but28 wut if has fortee fy-uv good peepul?" an Ceiling Cat sed "i will not has pwn if has forteh-fiev"

29 An Abraham was liek "wut bout forteh?" an Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has forteh"

30 An Abraham sed "k, dont b mad or shred meh, but wut if has thurteh?" an Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has thurteh"

31 An Abraham sed "OMG, but wut if has twunteh?" and Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has twunteh"

32 An Abraham sed "k, dont b mad, thsi is last tiem I prawmiss, but wut if has ten?" and Ceiling Cat sed "i wont if has ten. srsly"

33 An tehy wur both liek "kthxbai"

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