From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
Gud things happens soon, k?
3 Abrham said kthanxbye.4 10 yrz laterz, no srsly, he made kittehz wit Hagar. Hagar got babeez in her and got sasseh.5 Sarai gotted madz at Abrham. She sed, "yr fawlt I is not happy. You and my bukkit holdr made kittehs and kittehs made her sasseh. The Invisible Man sez hooz rite.
6 Abe sed, "Shez YR bukkit holdr. No srsly." So Sarai took Hagarz cheezeburgerz from her and Hagar ran.
11 Ceiling Cat spokes-kitteh sais to her:
- "U now Pregnantz
- U will has boi kitteh
- Ishmael is gud name 4 him,
- Ceiling Cat heard your meow'n"
12 Kitteh will B crazy kitteh donkeh;
- his paws touchy feely
- but seckseh bod everyone touch
- he is always angry
- to his kitteh brothers
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