From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
1 Hai, now thz be th recordz o th genrashnz o Shem Ham an Jafef sonz o Noah, and sonz born 2 thm fter th flud, sonz wit duuuuum namz.
2 Sonz o Jafef wuz Pyle an Magog-ogog an Madai an Javan an 2-bal an Meshech an Tiraz.
8 Now Cush wuz dad o Nimrod; he wuz big.9 Nimrod wuz aggressive cat; an so, iz said, "aggressive cat is aggressive."10 Nimrod has a kingdom; kingdom has Babel an Erech an Accad an Calneh, n Shiner.11 An then he gotz n2 Assyria, has Nineveh an Rehoboth-Ir an Calah,12 an he bilt Resen in da middle.
25 Eber gotz 2 sonz; 1 wuz Peleg, cuz to him, aggressive cat wuz agressive, an defensive cat wuz defensive; an he had a brudder, hiz brudder's name wuz Joktan.26 Joktan gotz some kidz,27 kinda a lotz a kidz,28 lotz a kidz,29 an some more, yeah, he got himz sum kidz.
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