Genesis 1

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===== Boreded Cieling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs =====
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|1=Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded the skiez An da Urf, but he no eated it.
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|1=Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
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|2=The Urfs wus witout shapez An wus dark An scary An stufs, An he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
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|2=Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
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|3=An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
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|3=At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
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|4=An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stufs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz cats can seez in teh dark An not tripz ovr nethin.
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|4=An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
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|5=An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. Teh evning An morning was teh first day.
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|5=An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
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|6=An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh ceilingz of waterz, with waterz up An waterz down. An he maded hole in teh Ceiling.
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|6=An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.  
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|7=An Ceiling Cat doed the skiez with waterz down An waterz up, An stuff.
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|7=An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.
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|8=An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so evning An morning was teh twoth day.
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|8=An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
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|9=An Ceiling Cat gotted all no waterz into ur base, so no waterz wus not wetted An Ceiling Cat hadz teh dry placez cuz cats dusnt lieks to get wet,
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|9=An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.
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|10=An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urths and waters oshunz, so tehre.
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|10=An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
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|11=An Ceiling Cat sayed, wants grass An stuff! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels.
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|11=An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.
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|12=An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed. (and catnipz 2, so wen i makes kittehs they can getz hai.)
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|12=An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.
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|13=An so teh evning An the morning of the threeth day.
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|13=An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
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|14=An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for dividing day from no day.
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|14=An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.
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|15=So tehre, lights everwaer, like chrissmass, srsly.
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|15=It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.
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|16=An Ceiling Cat doeth two greate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.
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|16=An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.
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|17=An Ceiling Cat screweth tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff.
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|17=An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.
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|18=An Ceiling Cat sawed it wus the goodz, so wai.
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|18=An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed.  Iz good.
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|19=An so teh evning An the morning of the furth day.
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|19=An so teh furth day w00t.
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|20=An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz teh waterz brings forht the loots An stuff, An phishes, An burdies, that flyeths over the skiez An swimmeths in the waterz.
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|20=An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.
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|21=An Ceiling Cat created big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they not mooed, An other stuffs that gives the mooves, An Ceiling Cat wuz plezed.
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|21=An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.
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|22=An Ceiling Cat sented them hais, An stuff, so letz u be happy An stuff. And0 sed all u aminals An burdiez An fishz go has baby aminals An brrdz An fishz An dont worry i wont watch u has sexxes, cept 4 SUPRIZE BUTTSECKZ!!!!!!!
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|22=An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.
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|23=An so teh evning n the morning of the fifth day
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|23=An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.
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|24=An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has mor living stuff, mooes, An creepz, An otehr animuls, so tehre.
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|24=An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.
|25=An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
|25=An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
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|26=An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh cute, An let min has dominion An stufs becuz tehy has can openers.
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|26=An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
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|27=So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he did tehm, min An womin wuz created, but he did not eated tehm.
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|27=So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.
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|28=An Ceiling Cat sented them hais, so teh ballz An teh multiplyers, An haz teh dominion on teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry thingz An stuff.
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|28=An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
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|29=An Ceiling Cat sayed, Yo, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.
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|29=An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.
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|30=For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre.
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|30=For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
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[[Image:Jack_rests.jpg|thumb|250px|left|On Caturday Ceiling Cat has napz k.]]
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|31=An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthx bai.
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|31=An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.
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Latest revision as of 02:15, 17 May 2014

Old Testament
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Ceiling Cat creats teh universes and stuffs
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.

20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.

24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.

26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.

27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.

28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.

29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.

31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.

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