From LOLCat Bible Translation Project
To teh church in Glacier!!!
1 Oh hai! Dis Paul. I'z sent not by mans but by Baby Jesus and by Ceiling Cat that made him zomby.2 Deer Galatians,
3 Peas and cookies 2 u from Ceiling Cat and Baby Jesus,4 Who saved from sinz and rezqued u from evil now time,5 And gotz gloree 4 eva and eva and eva and eva. Srsly.
No uzzer gospel, amirite?
6 I r stonishd that u reads otha book,7 It not realz gosple at all. Sumbunny is can pervert gosples 2 confooz u.8 If me or ne buddy elz preechedz more diferanter gosples than other gosples, they be doin it wrong.9 ditto 4 empathis
10 I am try to get cookies from mans or from Ceiling Cat? If to try to pleas mans, not be srvants of Christ, and that badz.
Paul txted by ceiling cat
11 Iz not makin dis up. Srsly.12 No mans telled me. Jebus telled me. Srsly.