Ezekiel 6

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Ceiling Cat Frettenz Izrale.

1 Teh word ov teh ceiling cat cum in ma eer-hole (it tickelz): 2 "Kitteh ov kitteh, look at der mowntanes ov Izrale; u professy againz dem 3 an sai: 'O mowntanes ov Izrale, heer teh wurd ov teh ceiling cat. Dis iz wot teh sovrin ceiling cat sai to der mowntanes an hillz, to de holez an der dipz: I has waiv sord at u, nok ur topz off! 4 I brake ur alterz an ur stink alterz an killz der peepz in frunt ov idolz. 5 I put der ded boddyz ov Izraleeze in frunt ov idolz an spred der bonez rownd der alter 6 Ware eva u ar I cum get u - I am in ur townz, brakin ur alterz an ur stink alterz an ur idolz; anyfink u maed I clik der undo buttn lotsa tiems. 7 Der peepz all fall down ded - coz I iz teh ceiling cat!'"

Wiv teh paw cumz teh claw!

8 "'Butt I am spare sum peepz - doze hoo runz away. 9 An doze hoo runz away, dey remembaz teh ceiling cat an hav sad harts and vbad eyez. Poor ickle kittehs feel sry 4 selfs, feel sry 4 all teh norty fings dey dun, teh bad, dirty fings dey dun. 10 I am teh ceiling cat! I iz not kitteh hoo just waiv paw - I iz kitteh hoo uze claw!'"

Sord, Hungry an Sick.

11 "'Dis is wot teh sovrin ceiling cat sai: Clap handies, stamp feets an showt out in sad, cuz teh haus ov Izrale it fall down wiv sord, hungry an sick. 12 Peepz hoo liv far away dye by sick, doze nereby dye ov sord. Doze hoo not dye by sord can has dye by hungry. Dis iz how I will lay teh smack down! 13 U will see I am teh ceiling cat wen U all can has ded effryware - ded by teh alterz, ded in teh mowntanes an der dipz, ded by teh treez an teh stinky plaices. 14 I am hold owt ma paw at dem, ware effa dey livz I maek teh land all bear an nasty - all ov der way 2 Diblah. Den dey will noe dat I is teh ceiling cat!'"

Ezekiel 6
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