Ezekiel 42

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Rumes for teh preestz

1 Den da hoomin tuk meh norf tew teh owta hairiya an tuk iz tew sum rumes opperzit da tempull hairiya and opperzit teh owta fenss at teh norf.

2 Teh billdung wif teh norf flap wuz hunnerd kittehs deepz an harf az wyed.

3 Bowf in da bit tenny kitteh-tayulz awayz frum da inna hairiya an insied da bit opperzit teh stoane slabz inz teh owta hairiya, shaydi parfs wer opperzit eechuvva on da fwee leevuls.

4 Owtsied da rumes wuz sum shaydi parf ten kitteh-tayulz wyed an wuz hunnerd kitteh-tayulz deepz. Teh flapz wer at teh norf endz.

5 Awso, teh upstares rumes wer nut so wyed, sins teh shaydi parfs wer big an tuk up tonna moar spayz dan frum teh rumes onner daounstares.

6 In teh upstares their wer no corlums liek in teh uvva hairiyuz; soaz day wer moar littul dan teh daounstares.

7 Dare wuz an owta fenss runin longsied teh rumes an owta hairiya an opperzit teh rumes az far az fivetea kitteh-tayulz.

8 Evun doh teh lien ov rumes neggst tew da owta hairiya wuz far az fivetea kitteh-tayulz, teh lien on teh sied clozer tew teh sangchewhairy wuz hunnerd kitteh-tayulz.

9 Teh daounstares rumes can haz kitteh-flap in der eesd sied ov teh owta hairiya.

10 At teh sowf endz runin longsied da owta hairiya, meating teh tempull hairiya an opperzit teh owta fenss, wer rumes

11 wif sum shaydi parf owtsied. Dees wur simmla tew teh norf rumes; day can has simmla siez, wif simmla kitteh-flapz. Simmla tew teh norf kitteh-flapz

12 wer teh kitteh-flapz foar da sowf rumes. Dare wuz kitteh-flap at teh end ov teh shaydi parf dat wuz runin longsied teh fenss stikken outz eest, an kitteh iz abel tew ewes itz tew get tew rumes. Srsly.

13 Hoomin sez tew meh: “Teh norf an sowf rumes opperzit teh tempull hairiya beelong tew teh preestz, ware teh preestz hoo goed tew Top Cat can eatz teh vewee speshul fewd, an day can leev teh vewee speshul offarinz — teh tawl garss seedz, teh Invisible Error offarinz an teh gilt offarinz — becuz dat iz a speshul hairiya.

14 Ones teh preestz go in speshul hairiya, day shud nut go tew teh owta hairiya wivowt leevin dare cloves day wuz warein, sins dare speshul. Day shud ware ovah cloves eef dayz gowin cloze tew hairiyas fore dem ovver hoomins.”

15 Arfa mejerin stuf insied da tempull hairiya, da hoomin tuk meh tew da eest flap an mejerd da hoojist hairiya:

16 Him mejerd teh eest sied wif sum mejurin stik, an izza fiev hunnerd kitteh-tayulz.

17 Him mejerd teh norf sied an izza fiev hunnerd kitteh-tayulz, cordin tew da mejurin stik.

18 Him mejerd teh sowf sied an izza fiev hunnerd kitteh-tayulz, cordin tew da mejurin stik.

19 Den him wenned tew teh wessd sied an mejerd; wuz fiev hunnerd kitteh-tayulz cordin tew da mejurin stik.

20 An yu can sea dat him mejerd teh hairiya at evry wich sied. Srsly! Wif sum fenss serklin itz, fiev hunnerd kitteh-tayulz deepz an fiev hunnerd kitteh-tayulz wied, tew keap teh speshul ewway frum teh nuttin speshul.

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