Ezekiel 4

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Zeke liez down (betta dan piccys ov poop, eh?)

1 "Nows kitteh, we am draws piccys. Draws me a sitty, kitteh! Jerusalem." 2 "Lays seej 2 sitty. An bild fort an mowndz an camps an nasty sheeps too." 3 "An get a BBQ. An peeps will sai 'Yo - a BBQ!' an u be all liek 'GTFO d00d!'. Has a sine sez 'Izrale'."


4 "K, lai down on ur leff sied an all der bad fings ov haus ov Izrale will be on u. U haff dem for de daze u lie dere. 5 "You lie for free hunderd an ninetee daze as dey haff bin bad for dat manee yerz!"


6 "Den turn ovah an we do teh uvva sied - fortee daze 4 Judah. Az dey haff bin bad kittehs 4, u gessd it, fortee yerz!" 7 "Now u looksee at der sitty an..." 8 "Ta-daa! I tide u ups! Now u haff 2 stay heer an lay seej 2 sitty."


9 "Takes sum lolrabbit food and some birdy food 2 an put in der jar 2 maek bred. U eatz teh bred wen u lie on ur sied." 10 "Way owt der food an haff sum at brekfast an sum 4 lunch an sum 4 dinna an sum b4 bed." 11 "An haff sum warter too - no dee-hied-rayte. Drink lottz." 12 "U eats teh food liek a caek. Cook it on der BBQ, lett peepz wach - u can use peepz poop 4 teh fier!" 13 Teh ceiling cats sed "So der peepz ov Izrale will be eetin peepz-poop-food wile I push em all ova der place!"


14 Den me sez "I iz good kitteh - nevva eat norty stuff, onnest! Peepz-poop-food - DO NOT WANT!!"


15 "K," Sez der ceiling cat, "U can use der mooes poop in sted of peepz poop 4 ur BBQ!"


16 Den der ceiling cat sed: "Kitteh, I stops all der food gettin 2 Jerusalem. Der peepz eet and drink der lass supplize and worry 17 cuz food n drinkz will be liek "404 page not found". Dey will see der uvva skinny peepz an dey will be vsad kittehs becuz dey R vbad kittehs."

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